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| Tweet Topic Started: 3rd December 2008 - 10:48 AM (108 Views) | |
| hawkeye | 3rd December 2008 - 10:48 AM Post #1 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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A petrol station in Ireland was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign reading, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon a local, Paddy, pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time.' A week later, Paddy comes along with his mate, Barney, and pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Paddy guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 4. You were close, but no free sex this time.' As they were driving away, Barney said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.' Paddy replied, 'No, it ain't rigged, Barney. It ain't rigged..... me Missus won twice last week......
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| slimwilly | 3rd December 2008 - 08:20 PM Post #2 |
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Don't take the pith
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Do you ever go to work????????????????????????????? wonder what its like to shoot a pig |
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Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be ! | |
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| hawkeye | 4th December 2008 - 12:22 AM Post #3 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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To hell with work packed in at 55
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:P Being retired nearly 6 years mate all i do is play golf /shoot/and fish its a great life highly recommended :wub: :wub: |
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| photopro | 4th December 2008 - 01:07 AM Post #4 |
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....and make suggestive comments to the "Meals on Wheels" ladies !!
:wub: photopro |
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| Neil | 4th December 2008 - 01:45 AM Post #5 |
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The Master Blaster
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| hawkeye | 5th December 2008 - 07:39 PM Post #6 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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