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Why is it always the Irish?
Topic Started: 3rd December 2008 - 10:48 AM (108 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR


A petrol station in Ireland was trying to increase its sales, so the owner
put up a sign reading,

'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Soon a local, Paddy, pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free
sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly,
he would get his free sex.

Paddy then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number
was 7. Sorry, no sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy comes along with his mate, Barney, and pulled in for a
fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the
correct number.

Paddy guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 4. You
were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Barney said to Paddy, 'I think that game is
rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'

Paddy replied, 'No, it ain't rigged, Barney. It ain't rigged.....
me Missus won twice last week......

*dielaugh* *dielaugh*
MIKE

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slimwilly
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Don't take the pith
*aaaa*
Do you ever go to work?????????????????????????????
*dance*















wonder what its like to shoot a pig
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

To hell with work packed in at 55 :P :P

Being retired nearly 6 years mate all i do is play golf /shoot/and fish its a great life highly recommended :wub: :wub:
MIKE

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....and make suggestive comments to the "Meals on Wheels" ladies !! :wub:

*dielaugh*

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hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

photopro
Dec 4 2008, 12:07 AM
....and make suggestive comments to the "Meals on Wheels" ladies !! :wub:

*dielaugh*

photopro

*V-Smiley*
MIKE

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