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| Tweet Topic Started: 7th December 2008 - 06:18 PM (98 Views) | |
| Tom1 | 7th December 2008 - 06:18 PM Post #1 |
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All Round Hunter,
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A traffic cop flagged down a motorist and said, 'I'm arresting you for going through three red lights.' 'Yeah, well, I'm colour blind,' said the motorist. 'In addition to that, you were exceeding the speed limit,' said the policeman. 'So what?' said the motorist. 'And on top of all that you were going the wrong way down a one-way street,' added the officer. 'I always did have a lousy sense of direction,' said the motorist with a smile. At that point, his wife leaned forward from the ,back seat and said, 'Don't pay any attention to him, officer. He always talks like this when he's had a few drinks.' |
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| Danger Mouse | 7th December 2008 - 11:11 PM Post #2 |
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and old.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| Silver fox | 8th December 2008 - 08:43 PM Post #3 |
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Tom, You're not supposed to open the Beano Annual until Christmas Day. |
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and old.
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3:25 PM Jul 11