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why i fired my secretary
Topic Started: 19th December 2008 - 03:52 AM (97 Views)
snowy canuk
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Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that
morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and
say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy
Birthday.”

I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids....They will
remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word.

So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat
despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Ann said, “Good Morning Boss,
and by the way Happy Birthday! “

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o’clock, when Ann knocked on my door and said, “You
know, It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday what do
you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.”

I said, “Thanks, Ann, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day.
Let’s go!”

We went to lunch. but we didn’t go where we normally would go. She chose
instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Ann said, “You know, It’s such a
beautiful day… We don’t need to go straight back to the office, Do
We?”

I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?”

She said, “Let’s drop by my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”

After arriving at her apartment, Ann turned to me and said, “ Boss, if
you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
I’ll be right back.”

“Ok,” I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake. followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens
of my friends and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday. “

And I just sat there…

On the couch…

Naked.
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:o Snowy did you make this up?
or have you had a disturburbing experience you want to share with us,,we are all trained at listening,,,really..


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snowy canuk
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all i can say is good thing im the boss and my workers are not unionized! **boogie**
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