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| why i fired my secretary | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: 19th December 2008 - 03:52 AM (97 Views) | |
| snowy canuk | 19th December 2008 - 03:52 AM Post #1 |
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Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids....They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Ann said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! “ It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o’clock, when Ann knocked on my door and said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Ann, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!” We went to lunch. but we didn’t go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Ann said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t need to go straight back to the office, Do We?” I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s drop by my apartment, it’s just around the corner.” After arriving at her apartment, Ann turned to me and said, “ Boss, if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok,” I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake. followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday. “ And I just sat there… On the couch… Naked. |
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| Nige | 19th December 2008 - 06:52 AM Post #2 |
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Have you been reading my divorce papers?
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Location :- Hull Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat! Don't let your mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone! | |
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| Danger Mouse | 22nd December 2008 - 09:03 PM Post #3 |
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| ricochet | 22nd December 2008 - 10:10 PM Post #4 |
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F.A.R.T
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| Hw60Sniper | 22nd December 2008 - 10:41 PM Post #5 |
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Billy Tikka T3 Lite 243 Swarovski 3-12x50 Pes T12 mod Weihrauch Hw60j .222 .Zeiss Conquest 6.5-20x50 ase utra northstar mod Brno .22lr .Pecar 4-10x44 scope and sak mod Browning Medallist 12g It is the calibre of the man that is important-not the calibre of the rifle.
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| slimwilly | 22nd December 2008 - 11:47 PM Post #6 |
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Don't take the pith
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:o Snowy did you make this up? or have you had a disturburbing experience you want to share with us,,we are all trained at listening,,,really..
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Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be ! | |
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| snowy canuk | 23rd December 2008 - 01:15 AM Post #7 |
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all i can say is good thing im the boss and my workers are not unionized!
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