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| Christmas Jokes; And add yours here !! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: 19th December 2008 - 09:54 AM (176 Views) | |
| Tom1 | 19th December 2008 - 09:54 AM Post #1 |
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All Round Hunter,
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What do santa and michael Jackson have in common?? They both like to empty their sacks in young kids bedrooms ! |
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| Tom1 | 19th December 2008 - 09:56 AM Post #2 |
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All Round Hunter,
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Two snowmen in a field. One of them says "Can you smell carrots?" |
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| Tom1 | 19th December 2008 - 09:58 AM Post #3 |
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All Round Hunter,
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How do we know Santa is such a good race car driver? Because he's always in the pole position! |
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| Tom1 | 19th December 2008 - 09:58 AM Post #4 |
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All Round Hunter,
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How does Santa take his photos? With his North Pole-aroid! |
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| Tom1 | 19th December 2008 - 09:59 AM Post #5 |
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All Round Hunter,
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'I think I'll have to take this sledge for a service,' Father Christmas sighed. You'd never get it up the church steps! |
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| Tom1 | 19th December 2008 - 09:59 AM Post #6 |
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All Round Hunter,
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How do you describe a rich elf? Welfy |
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| Danger Mouse | 19th December 2008 - 10:01 AM Post #7 |
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert
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Tom, get to school!
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| Tom1 | 19th December 2008 - 10:02 AM Post #8 |
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All Round Hunter,
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Doctor, Doctor! Everyone thinks I'm a liar! Doctor: I don't believe you! |
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| Danger Mouse | 19th December 2008 - 10:06 AM Post #9 |
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"Doctor Doctor, I think that I'm a pair of curtains." "Pull your self together man" Sorry but Tom started it!
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| Silver fox | 19th December 2008 - 11:22 PM Post #10 |
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The wife asked for a stocking filler for Christmas.. So I got her a wooden leg |
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| Tom1 | 19th December 2008 - 11:27 PM Post #11 |
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All Round Hunter,
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LOL! |
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| Silver fox | 19th December 2008 - 11:35 PM Post #12 |
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Remember Tom1 you staretd this Q. If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be? A. A Holly Davidson. Q. What is claustrophobia? A. Fear of Santa. Q. How would you fire Santa? A. Give him the sack. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Hanna. Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree. |
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| Silver fox | 19th December 2008 - 11:39 PM Post #13 |
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What do you get if you cross a reindeer with a pickle? A DILLDOE! |
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| Neil | 20th December 2008 - 03:26 AM Post #14 |
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! :( |
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| Sutty | 20th December 2008 - 08:42 AM Post #15 |
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Not really built like a horse,more like a large Pony
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You lot must have opened all the crackers early *A-sh*te* ![]() PS, Neil, are you typing with one hand and a Baby bottle in the other mate look at the time
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Treat every day as your dog would If you can't eat it, chew it or play with it Pee on it and walk away | |
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| ricochet | 20th December 2008 - 09:11 PM Post #16 |
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Wenceslas Wenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Can I have a wombat for Christmas? What would you do with a wombat? Play wom, of course, stupid! What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells. But what about his chimp? King Kong merrily on high, of course! |
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| ricochet | 20th December 2008 - 09:11 PM Post #17 |
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He laid her on the table. So white clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat. He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast. And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide...he looked inside. All was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms... And then he stuffed the turkey. |
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| James@Scarborough | 22nd December 2008 - 09:46 PM Post #18 |
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| slimwilly | 22nd December 2008 - 11:53 PM Post #19 |
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Don't take the pith
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:) that was a good one ,i thought it was rude for on here but now i know... *QQQ* *good*
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Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be ! | |
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| ricochet | 23rd December 2008 - 12:09 AM Post #20 |
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Its called sailing very close to the wind slim,,HaHa But!!!! Its not a rude joke! Its how all your minds are working.. :P |
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| Silver fox | 23rd December 2008 - 08:53 AM Post #21 |
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We're having Christmas Pizza for lunch on Christmas Day Pizza on CHristams Day? Yes, Deep Pan Crisp and Even!
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| Blazer | 6th January 2009 - 09:29 AM Post #22 |
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Not a joke but true making it all the funnier. My wife brought a CO-OP christmas trifle, With a picture on the front of a family enjoying one on Christmas day, but on the back 'best before 24 Dec'?? |
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