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Christmas Jokes; And add yours here !!
Topic Started: 19th December 2008 - 09:54 AM (176 Views)
Tom1
All Round Hunter,
What do santa and michael Jackson have in common??

They both like to empty their sacks in young kids bedrooms !
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Tom1
All Round Hunter,
Two snowmen in a field.

One of them says "Can you smell carrots?"
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Tom1
All Round Hunter,
How do we know Santa is such a good race car driver?
Because he's always in the pole position!
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Tom1
All Round Hunter,
How does Santa take his photos?
With his North Pole-aroid!
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Tom1
All Round Hunter,
'I think I'll have to take this sledge for a service,' Father Christmas sighed.
You'd never get it up the church steps!
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Tom1
All Round Hunter,
How do you describe a rich elf?
Welfy
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Danger Mouse
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Tom, get to school! *dielaugh*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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Tom1
All Round Hunter,
Doctor, Doctor! Everyone thinks I'm a liar!
Doctor: I don't believe you!
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Danger Mouse
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"Doctor Doctor, I think that I'm a pair of curtains."

"Pull your self together man"

Sorry but Tom started it! **angr**
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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Silver fox
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The wife asked for a stocking filler for Christmas..
So I got her a wooden leg
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Tom1
All Round Hunter,
LOL!
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Silver fox
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Remember Tom1 you staretd this

Q. If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A. A Holly Davidson.

Q. What is claustrophobia?
A. Fear of Santa.

Q. How would you fire Santa?
A. Give him the sack.



Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree.
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Silver fox
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What do you get if you cross a reindeer with a pickle?

A DILLDOE!
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Neil
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !



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Sutty
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Not really built like a horse,more like a large Pony
You lot must have opened all the crackers early
*A-sh*te* Pullinghair***

PS, Neil, are you typing with one hand and a Baby bottle in the other mate *aaaa*
look at the time *aaaa*
Treat every day as your dog would
If you can't eat it, chew it or play with it
Pee on it and walk away
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ricochet
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F.A.R.T

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who ?
Wenceslas train home ?

Can I have a wombat for Christmas?
What would you do with a wombat?
Play wom, of course, stupid!

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?
Jungle bells.
But what about his chimp?
King Kong merrily on high, of course!
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I love animals.. They taste delicious

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ricochet
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He laid her on the table.
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat.
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast.
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside.
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.

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I love animals.. They taste delicious

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James@Scarborough
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**bravo**

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slimwilly
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Don't take the pith
:) that was a good one ,i thought it was rude for on here but now i know...

*aaaa* *aaaa* *aaaa* *aaaa* *aaaa*




*QQQ* *good* -Fun1-
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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ricochet
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Its called sailing very close to the wind slim,,HaHa

But!!!! Its not a rude joke! Its how all your minds are working.. :P
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I love animals.. They taste delicious

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Silver fox
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We're having Christmas Pizza for lunch on Christmas Day

Pizza on CHristams Day?

Yes, Deep Pan Crisp and Even! *dance* *ballo* *jump*
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Blazer
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Not a joke but true making it all the funnier.

My wife brought a CO-OP christmas trifle, With a picture on the front of a family enjoying one on Christmas day, but on the back 'best before 24 Dec'??
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