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Three Little Pigs
Topic Started: 23rd December 2008 - 05:31 PM (102 Views)
Steve_P
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The Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.
'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.
'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.
'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.


'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,' But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'

The third piggy says -

'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
All the best,

Steve P.

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Nige
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Steve, have you and Tom got the same joke book? *lol* *lol*
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Tom1
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LOL.
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Nige
Dec 23 2008, 05:04 PM
Steve, have you and Tom got the same joke book? *lol*  *lol*

Think so mate, it's called bored mates with e-mail :D :D :D
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Steve, oh dear, and to think we had such high hopes for you! *lol*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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Ahh stuff it, I was bored. Dog itching to get at the pheasants, a pair of guns sparkling clean, whole load of cartridges in the bag, the truck all fuelled up and I'm stuck at home with the kids. I just wanted to share my boredom people.
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Danger Mouse
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Yea, I'm a bit fed up tonight too! :( Been out with the rifle, not seen a bloody thing, well a Barn Owl and 12 sheep but they dont count! :D
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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Sounds like last night, still managed half a dozen rabbits though. Paunched and skinned in the field and left all the bits for the owl.
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