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A man walks in to a bar.
Topic Started: 27th December 2008 - 01:12 AM (123 Views)
sparticus
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A man walks in to a bar.

'A pint of anything but Stella, please'

Barman asks 'What's wrong with Stella ?'

'I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when I came round, I was f*cking skint !'

'12 pints of anything costs the same..............' commented the Barman.

'Skint is my dog !' said your man.
’Utrinque Paratus’

A VETERAN WHETHER ON ACTIVE DUTY, RETIRED, SEPARATED, TERRITORIAL, OR RESERVE, IS SOMEONE WHO AT ONE POINT IN HIS OR HER LIFE, WROTE A BLANK CHEQUE MADE PAYABLE TO ' THEIR COUNTRY ' FOR AN AMOUNT, ' UP TO AND INCLUDING THEIR LIFE '.
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ricochet
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*lol* *lol*
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I love animals.. They taste delicious

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slimwilly
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Don't take the pith
:wacko: OOPS *cheers*
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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Steve_P
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*aaaa* *good* Nice one.
All the best,

Steve P.

Rights? No one has rights, only responsibilities.

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Danger Mouse
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert

*dielaugh*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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Silver fox
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*cheers* *good* *dielaugh*

And I thought the punchline was
...... and said ouch!
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slimwilly
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Don't take the pith
*cheers* you beat me to it silver fox,,man walks into a bar and says ouch,f*** that hurt *aaaa*
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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