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| Tweet Topic Started: 2nd January 2009 - 06:01 AM (87 Views) | |
| snowy canuk | 2nd January 2009 - 06:01 AM Post #1 |
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kidding
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:o A LITTLE COUNTRIFIED HUMOR In the country lived a family that made its living weaving cloth. One day, a debt collector knocked on the door. "Is Jack home?" he asked the woman who answered the door. "I'm sorry," the woman replied. "Jack's gone for cotton." A few weeks later the collector tried again. "Is Jack here today?" Once again the answer was "No, sir, I'm afraid he has gone for cotton." When he returned for the third time and Jack was still nowhere to be seen, he complained, "I suppose Jack is gone for cotton again?" "No," the woman answered solemnly, "Jack died yesterday." Suspicious that he was being avoided, the collector decided to wait a week and investigate the cemetery. Sure enough, he found poor Jack's tombstone, with this inscription: "Gone, But Not for Cotton."
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| Nige | 2nd January 2009 - 07:14 AM Post #2 |
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That one is sad!! Poor Jack :( |
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Location :- Hull Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat! Don't let your mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone! | |
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| slimwilly | 2nd January 2009 - 09:08 AM Post #3 |
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Don't take the pith
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;) Very funny,,,you should try having a lie in mate
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Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be ! | |
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| Danger Mouse | 2nd January 2009 - 04:22 PM Post #4 |
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert
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Oh
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| Sutty | 2nd January 2009 - 06:01 PM Post #5 |
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Not really built like a horse,more like a large Pony
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Treat every day as your dog would If you can't eat it, chew it or play with it Pee on it and walk away | |
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| ricochet | 2nd January 2009 - 08:10 PM Post #6 |
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F.A.R.T
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*A-sh*te*
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![]() ![]() I love animals.. They taste delicious | |
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| snowy canuk | 3rd January 2009 - 01:34 AM Post #7 |
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:D well i told ya, shouldnt have read on :P |
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