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bad news, good news, great news
Topic Started: 3rd January 2009 - 01:51 AM (88 Views)
snowy canuk
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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage

man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your
wife,"
said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other.

One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really
great
news. Which do you want to hear first?
"Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found
your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked,

"What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
pound king crabs and 6 good -size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."

Stunned! Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great
news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
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Nige
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Aww, come on now! Was your New Years resolution something along the lines of -


I know, I'll find the oldest, crappest jokes ever, and resurrect them, in order to torture the minds of the Hunterworld members?



*lol* *lol*
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snowy canuk
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alright nige, i will say its in the name of post count lmao and i like to think im "rescueing" these jokes from being forgotten. though in some cases thats not a bad idea
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slimwilly
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**bravo** I have not heard that one before,,,,, :D

Very good *dance*
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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