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no more drinking
Topic Started: 3rd January 2009 - 01:57 AM (91 Views)
snowy canuk
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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very

faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on

the Bacardi Breezers.



Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in

the cemetery.



One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off

her panties and use them.



Her friend, Diane, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of

panties and did not want to ruin them.



She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath

with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.



After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally

sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the

other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm

starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!'



'That's nothing' said Diane's husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck

to her butt that said.....



'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you -Pint2- -Pint-
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ricochet
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Oh dear!!!! **joke** *lol*
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I love animals.. They taste delicious

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snowy canuk
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hey now! i thought i improved with that one
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Nige
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snowy canuk
Jan 3 2009, 03:23 AM
hey now! i thought i improved with that one

I don't think it's the case that you've improved, just that you set yourself a level lower than a rattlesnakes knacker sack, and continue not to get that high! *lol* *lol* *good*
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tulkyuk
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I thought it was funny Snowy *lol*
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Danger Mouse
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Ahhhh, the old ones are still the best. *lol*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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Nige
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Don't say things like that on this forum DM - Sutty and Hawkeye will get ideas above their station *lol* *lol*
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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat!

Don't let your mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone!
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Nige
Jan 3 2009, 10:34 PM
Don't say things like that on this forum DM - Sutty and Hawkeye will get ideas above their station *lol* *lol*

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Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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