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| Tweet Topic Started: 3rd January 2009 - 01:57 AM (91 Views) | |
| snowy canuk | 3rd January 2009 - 01:57 AM Post #1 |
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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, Diane, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!' 'That's nothing' said Diane's husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you
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| ricochet | 3rd January 2009 - 02:04 AM Post #2 |
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F.A.R.T
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Oh dear!!!!
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| snowy canuk | 3rd January 2009 - 04:23 AM Post #3 |
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hey now! i thought i improved with that one |
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| Nige | 3rd January 2009 - 07:00 AM Post #4 |
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I don't think it's the case that you've improved, just that you set yourself a level lower than a rattlesnakes knacker sack, and continue not to get that high! *good*
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Location :- Hull Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat! Don't let your mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone! | |
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| tulkyuk | 3rd January 2009 - 10:12 PM Post #5 |
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I thought it was funny Snowy
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| Danger Mouse | 3rd January 2009 - 10:44 PM Post #6 |
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Ahhhh, the old ones are still the best.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| Nige | 3rd January 2009 - 11:34 PM Post #7 |
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Don't say things like that on this forum DM - Sutty and Hawkeye will get ideas above their station
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Location :- Hull Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat! Don't let your mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone! | |
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| hawkeye | 3rd January 2009 - 11:56 PM Post #8 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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