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| Tweet Topic Started: 6th January 2009 - 02:22 PM (64 Views) | |
| Zook | 6th January 2009 - 02:22 PM Post #1 |
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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says,"Pierre, kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much lower!" Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep,Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Our 'hero' stands and says definitely, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!" |
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| Blazer | 6th January 2009 - 03:30 PM Post #2 |
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Talking of French 'heros' - recently there was a sale of original WW2 french rifles, very expensive immaculate condition - never fired just dropped once. |
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| slimwilly | 6th January 2009 - 07:42 PM Post #3 |
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Don't take the pith
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:blink: What are you lot on???????????????????????/ :blink: |
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Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be ! | |
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