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Luck of the Irish
Topic Started: 8th January 2009 - 04:27 PM (59 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.


So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another
fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'


Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all at all.

My wife won twice last week.' *aaaa* *aaaa* *aaaa*
MIKE

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Zook
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*stupid* http://hunterworld.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=8449 *stupid*
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hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

Thanks for that must be the alzheimer's kicking in just got it as E-Mail *aaaa* :blink: :blink: :blink: :wacko:
MIKE

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hyrax
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If you've just got that as an email did you laugh as much second time around............. :blink:
I did and I can now remember it from the first post.
Bit worrying really....... ***hmmm**
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hawkeye
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hyrax
Jan 8 2009, 04:50 PM
If you've just got that as an email did you laugh as much second time around............. :blink:
I did and I can now remember it from the first post.
Bit worrying really....... ***hmmm**

Yes i did :P :P :P :o
MIKE

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