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| Tweet Topic Started: 8th January 2009 - 11:05 PM (83 Views) | |
| monkey hanger | 8th January 2009 - 11:05 PM Post #1 |
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A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. > > First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. > As he does this, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. > To show the others who's boss, he beats it to death with a spade. > Realising his employer won't be best pleased; he disposes of the fish by > feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. > > Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is > attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. > He swipes at two chimps with a spade, killing them both. > What can he do? > Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. > He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure. > > He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South > American bees. > As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. > He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. > By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lion's cage - > because lions eat anything. > > Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. > He wanders up to another lion and says 'What's the food like here?' > > The lions say > 'Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees.' > |
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| Nige | 9th January 2009 - 06:55 AM Post #2 |
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*good*
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Location :- Hull Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat! Don't let your mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone! | |
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| slimwilly | 9th January 2009 - 08:44 AM Post #3 |
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Don't take the pith
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Very good MH..laughed loads,,,cheers mate
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Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be ! | |
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| photopro | 9th January 2009 - 03:07 PM Post #4 |
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You should be ashamed of yourself MH - though I know you're not !! photopro |
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| Sutty | 9th January 2009 - 03:47 PM Post #5 |
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Not really built like a horse,more like a large Pony
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Treat every day as your dog would If you can't eat it, chew it or play with it Pee on it and walk away | |
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| Danger Mouse | 9th January 2009 - 06:19 PM Post #6 |
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert
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Keep em coming MH, we love realy old jokes like that! ;) |
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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Very good MH..laughed loads,,,cheers mate



3:24 PM Jul 11