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yorkshire lads might not get this?
Topic Started: 8th January 2009 - 11:05 PM (83 Views)
monkey hanger
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A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
>
> First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.
> As he does this, a huge fish jumps out and bites him.
> To show the others who's boss, he beats it to death with a spade.
> Realising his employer won't be best pleased; he disposes of the fish by
> feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
>
> Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is
> attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.
> He swipes at two chimps with a spade, killing them both.
> What can he do?
> Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything.
> He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
>
> He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South
> American bees.
> As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees.
> He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.
> By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lion's cage -
> because lions eat anything.
>
> Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.
> He wanders up to another lion and says 'What's the food like here?'
>
> The lions say
> 'Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees.'
>
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Nige
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*lol* *lol* *good*
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slimwilly
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Don't take the pith
*dance* Very good MH..laughed loads,,,cheers mate
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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photopro
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You should be ashamed of yourself MH - though I know you're not !! *lol*

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Sutty
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Not really built like a horse,more like a large Pony
*urwl* *ass3* ***wist***
Treat every day as your dog would
If you can't eat it, chew it or play with it
Pee on it and walk away
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Danger Mouse
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Keep em coming MH, we love realy old jokes like that! ;)
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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