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boys and ballons
Topic Started: 12th January 2009 - 11:12 AM (78 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR


A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues.




"Kenny", Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.




Kenny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.




Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.




When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.




When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.




"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.




He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"





You're laughing aren't you...I know you are!!!


*dielaugh* *dielaugh* *dielaugh* *dielaugh* *dielaugh*
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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islayhawk
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Brilliant! thats the best for a long time. I have had a grin on my face since I read it. The Wife thinks I am losing my marbles

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photopro
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*lol* *good* (but ashamed)

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Shotgun Certificate & Firearms Certificate Section 1, DSC1 & DSC2 also DCS Registered. Forestry Commission Deer Management Licence Holder

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Silver fox
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A gem **bravo** -Fun1-

For a while now we've just been going through the motions!

Remember...........

A Belch is just one gust of wind,
That cometh from thy Heart...
But should it take the downward trend,
It turns into a Fart
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Danger Mouse
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert

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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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pigeon640
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quality mike total quality nearly pooed me self laughing


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