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man walks out of a bar; one 2 many
Topic Started: 14th January 2009 - 04:09 PM (54 Views)
hyrax
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A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?"

"Yesssh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasssh at the end of thisssh key!" the man replies, logically, if a bit too literally.

About this time the cop looks down to see that the man’s pr**k is hanging out for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you Aware that you are exposing yourself?"

The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat, moans "OHHH GOD. . . they got my girlfriend too!!!" *aaaa*
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Danger Mouse
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*lol*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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pigeon640
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*dielaugh* :ph43r: top quality
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Don't take the pith
*A-sh*te* *dance*
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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