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another bar joke; menu!
Topic Started: 14th January 2009 - 04:18 PM (68 Views)
hyrax
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads ...

HAMBURGER: £1;
CHEESEBURGER: £2;
HAND JOB: £3.

He calls to the attractive blonde behind the counter. "Can I help you ?" she asks with a smile.

"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs ?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

"Well wash your hands," he says, "I want a cheeseburger."

*vomit*


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*dielaugh* *dielaugh* *lol* *good* quality mate
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Don't take the pith
:o Dirty bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!! *aaaa*

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hyrax
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That's it......you've put me off cheese burgers for life.........
*vomit* *vomit*
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