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the frog
Topic Started: 15th January 2009 - 10:10 PM (64 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

>> There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a
>>flattened frog on a string behind him.
>>
>> He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When
>>the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He
>>said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money
>>and I'm not leaving until I do.'
>>
>> The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in,
>> she
>>told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls
>>have any diseases?'
>>
>> Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, 'I heard all the
>>men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So
>>THAT'S
>>the girl I want!'
>>
>> Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for
>> it,
>>the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down
>>the
>>hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.
>>
>> Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the
>>Madam, and headed out the door.
>>
>> The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in
>>the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?'
>>
>> He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
>>parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my
>>babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because
>>she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease
>>that I just caught.
>>
>>
>> When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On
>> the
>>way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease.
>>
>>
>>
>> Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to
>>bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.
>>
>>
>>
>> In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the
>>milk,have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease...and HE'S the
>>son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!
>> *aaaa* *aaaa* *aaaa* *aaaa*
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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ricochet
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F.A.R.T
-Fun1- **bravo**
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I love animals.. They taste delicious

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pigeon640
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*lol*
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Mole Mass Murderer
**bravo** -Fun1-
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Danger Mouse
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert

*dielaugh*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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slimwilly
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Don't take the pith
*QQQ* **bravo** Good joke there boy
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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hyrax
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Brilliant.......... **bravo** ***crylaugh***
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