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| Tweet Topic Started: 15th January 2009 - 10:10 PM (64 Views) | |
| hawkeye | 15th January 2009 - 10:10 PM Post #1 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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>> There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a >>flattened frog on a string behind him. >> >> He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When >>the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He >>said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money >>and I'm not leaving until I do.' >> >> The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, >> she >>told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls >>have any diseases?' >> >> Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, 'I heard all the >>men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So >>THAT'S >>the girl I want!' >> >> Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for >> it, >>the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down >>the >>hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. >> >> Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the >>Madam, and headed out the door. >> >> The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in >>the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?' >> >> He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my >>parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my >>babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because >>she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease >>that I just caught. >> >> >> When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On >> the >>way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease. >> >> >> >> Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to >>bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. >> >> >> >> In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the >>milk,have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease...and HE'S the >>son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG! >>
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| ricochet | 15th January 2009 - 10:20 PM Post #2 |
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F.A.R.T
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| pigeon640 | 15th January 2009 - 10:26 PM Post #3 |
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Unregistered
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| neilp | 15th January 2009 - 10:29 PM Post #4 |
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Mole Mass Murderer
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| Danger Mouse | 15th January 2009 - 10:50 PM Post #5 |
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| slimwilly | 16th January 2009 - 08:40 AM Post #6 |
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Don't take the pith
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*QQQ* Good joke there boy
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Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be ! | |
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| hyrax | 16th January 2009 - 09:12 AM Post #7 |
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Brilliant..........
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