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A man walks into Ann Summers
Topic Started: 16th January 2009 - 07:19 PM (68 Views)
Silver fox
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A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for
his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price,
the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie
home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it
might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked -
return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for
myself'.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
The husband says 'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.

His funeral is this Thursday. *shocked*
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slimwilly
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Don't take the pith
:o Brave or stupid...

**bravo**
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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ricochet
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F.A.R.T
*lol* Stupid i think
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I love animals.. They taste delicious

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Danger Mouse
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*lol*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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