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| The World's Shortest Fairy Tale | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: 20th January 2009 - 05:23 PM (96 Views) | |
| Danger Mouse | 20th January 2009 - 05:23 PM Post #1 |
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END |
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| photopro | 20th January 2009 - 05:38 PM Post #2 |
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That's a good story, and such a happy ending as well. *good* photopro |
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| Zook | 20th January 2009 - 05:53 PM Post #3 |
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if only life was so easy and you missed out the nympho neighbour with the blind multi millionaire husband
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| ricochet | 21st January 2009 - 12:08 AM Post #4 |
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It would have been. But we all thought it was a good idea to get married :wacko: |
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| Sutty | 21st January 2009 - 12:56 AM Post #5 |
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Not really built like a horse,more like a large Pony
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That's what becomes of the male species, not having enough blood in their system to run a BRAIN and a Dick at the same time
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Treat every day as your dog would If you can't eat it, chew it or play with it Pee on it and walk away | |
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