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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Topic Started: 20th January 2009 - 05:23 PM (96 Views)
Danger Mouse
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and
farted whenever he wanted.

THE END *aaaa* *thanx*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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photopro
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That's a good story, and such a happy ending as well. *good*

*giggle*

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Zook
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if only life was so easy and you missed out the nympho neighbour with the blind multi millionaire husband *cheers*
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Zook
Jan 20 2009, 04:53 PM
if only life was so easy

It would have been.

But we all thought it was a good idea to get married :wacko:
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I love animals.. They taste delicious

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Sutty
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Not really built like a horse,more like a large Pony

That's what becomes of the male species, not having enough blood in their system to run a BRAIN and a Dick at the same time *aaaa*
Treat every day as your dog would
If you can't eat it, chew it or play with it
Pee on it and walk away
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