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THE PAIN OF CHILD BIRTH!
Topic Started: 21st January 2009 - 04:52 PM (85 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR



A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were interested.
Both said they were very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.
The husband laughed!
The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50 percent.
The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
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When they got home...
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.they found the POSTMAN dead in the porch! *aaaa* *aaaa* *aaaa* *aaaa* *aaaa*
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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chris treece
psml **bravo**
all round pigeon shooter and rabbit if it flies it dies
if it runs its guned
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pigeon640
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*lol*
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james
*lol* *lol* *lol*
I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code
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ricochet
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F.A.R.T
*aaaa* **bravo**
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I love animals.. They taste delicious

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fifesniper
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Thats nearly as old as you Hawkeye :D
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hawkeye
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nearly but not quite anyway as long as people have a laugh that's all that matters :P :P :P *lol* *feck*
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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fifesniper
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Yer right there mate
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