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another old one
Topic Started: 23rd January 2009 - 11:43 AM (74 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy
kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to
know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari
stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair
and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters
the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells
them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I
will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £4,000,000
bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not really sure what to do. What do
you suggest?'
At this point, the girl's father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'You sh*g her again.'
***ferts*** ***ferts***
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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Neil
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-Fun1- I liked that one



Thats a first with Hawkeyes jokes *giggle*

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slimwilly
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Don't take the pith
:) Agreed,,
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

You pair of cheeky bug**rs *feck* kiss my *ass3*
MIKE

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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert

*lol*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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