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shopping trip
Topic Started: 23rd January 2009 - 12:00 PM (66 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR



A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most
perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.
In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her
mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband
had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in
the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that
she'd be there as soon as possible.
As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be
her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more shops
before heading to the hospital.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a
cup of coffee and a beautiful cream slice complementary from the last
shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the
hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's
condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished
your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you
were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband
has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went
ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping
trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care.
And you'll now be his carer!'

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed...........

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's
dead. What did you buy?' -Fun1-
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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Don't take the pith
:o More wiered than a HunterWorld convention :blink:
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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