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out in the field; any funny stories
Topic Started: 6th July 2012 - 10:07 AM (67 Views)
dave1979
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i was out lamping rabbits a while back wen i slipped the dog on a bunnie that decided its best way of escape was to leg it through a herd of cows...unfortunately for the bunny it came a cropper in the stampede....it was only fit for ferret food...(guess you had to be there)

was night fishing for carp...bivvied up.. me n a mate..who was in the nxt peg....earlyer on in the day i managed to catch a cock pheasant in my landing net..(they were quite tame as the fishermen fed them) anyhow i kept it in my box till my mate was asleep..then i slowly zipped his bivvy up(wed had a drink or to..so he was well away)anyhow..i then got this pheasant and went and threw it in his bivvy!!! it started flapping like mad..and so did my mate..who couldnt get out the bivvy for love nor money!! i am actually laughing out loud typing this!!! needless to say...we didnt catch any carp... *cheers*
when the seagulls follow the trawler...it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea!!!!
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thats great, was it the drink or had he had one of them pasties which made sid ill?
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just drink...1 of them pasties would have finished him off i think!!! we are crap at fishin..we used to go with best intentions.. but soon got fed up and started taking the mick and playing pranks on each other..(and the other anglers) the old bite alarm ringtone on the phone at 4 in the morning soon as the lads rushing out thier bivvies!!!
when the seagulls follow the trawler...it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea!!!!
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6th July 2012 - 10:07 AM
i was out lamping rabbits a while back wen i slipped the dog on a bunnie that decided its best way of escape was to leg it through a herd of cows...unfortunately for the bunny it came a cropper in the stampede....it was only fit for ferret food...(guess you had to be there)

was night fishing for carp...bivvied up.. me n a mate..who was in the nxt peg....earlyer on in the day i managed to catch a cock pheasant in my landing net..(they were quite tame as the fishermen fed them) anyhow i kept it in my box till my mate was asleep..then i slowly zipped his bivvy up(wed had a drink or to..so he was well away)anyhow..i then got this pheasant and went and threw it in his bivvy!!! it started flapping like mad..and so did my mate..who couldnt get out the bivvy for love nor money!! i am actually laughing out loud typing this!!! needless to say...we didnt catch any carp... *cheers*
You mad bu99er !! I'm surprised he didn't sh1t himself. *aaaa* You do realise unless he words that carefully when he tells people it's going sound like you're a gay pervert ? *Gay*
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quotes like
"Dave's cock was wildly out of control".
etc etc
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....EXACTLY.... *shocked*
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Oooo errrr missus!!
when the seagulls follow the trawler...it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea!!!!
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You could end up with a reputation of being a sausage jockey Dave . *lol*
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More uphill gardener i think!!
when the seagulls follow the trawler...it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea!!!!
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