Attention: A plague of flying ponies is currently affecting the forum. For your own safety, always carry a gun to kill any pony you might see. These ponies have the rather unpleasant habit of shitting everywhere so please also carry an umbrella with you to protect you from the menacing shit coming from the skies. Shitstorms might take place too. If you see a shitstorm taking place DO NOT APPROACH. It's not harmful, but it's disgusting. If you still decide to approach, you're a psycho, with a sexual desire for shit and have serious issues. For more info contact: ottonottheotter@vetemjol.net; ballsofsteeltalons@ripyourheadoff.net; cuntseverywhere@howheadymetyoursister.net
12:55 PM May 23