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sn00zie
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why aren't they all walking around with these then?
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Tommyb

The dudes that were right up close to the powder coating machine, like the dudes spraying any parts the machines missed had full on haz mat suits. Like with fully enclosed masks and an airtube coming out the back like in tge movie Outbreak.
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sn00zie
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hahahahaa, sounds like its needed!
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camar0corey
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I won't be shocked if the next time I visit FL there is a bottle of this in sp00ke's or sc00by's kitchen.
The review comments are hilarious. :ha
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sn00zie
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HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA :rof :rof :rof :rof :rof :rof :rof

im pretty sure by posting this you KNEW one of us would buy it.

this will fit right in with our time honored tradition of getting really drunk and burning our faces off with hot sauce... actually, hell this will do BOTH at the same time so its like... I CAN'T NOT BUY IT. :burp :ahh :rof
Edited by sn00zie, Feb 11 2013, 10:54 AM.
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Tommyb

Holy shit...250k??? My brother brought back some Russian pepper vodka when he went to Moscow, and that shit was only like 100k. I would definitely take a sip of it...no way an entire shot tho.
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ilivas

I think that's the kind of shit that has the possibility of killing you to where it swells up your throat to where you can't breathe.
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ilivas
Feb 11 2013, 01:31 PM
I think that's the kind of shit that has the possibility of killing you to where it swells up your throat to where you can't breathe.
That's exactly what I was thinking, I've seen that happen. My college roomate used to cool really hot food, so he has some Habaneros (sp?) sitting there and some Dbag thought he would be cool if he could eat one raw. Well he did, and then his throat closed up and he could barely breath. He wasn't dieing, but it was to the point where we walked him next door and called an ambulance. We were partying at our place and didnt want the cops/ambulance to show up there so we walked him to our friends house next door haha. Kid was an idiot. I didn't think he was in any real danger, and he didnt want us to call the ambulance but my philosophy is if you do something stupid that potentially makes me in any way liable for your stupid worthless life, I'm calling the cops and you can deal with whatever expenses you incur from your stint in the ER. I've actually called the cops a few times to my own parties if I knew everyone was over 21 and there wasnt anything illegal going on.

We had this redneck neighbor that was nice, but a total dbag and would always want to fight random people walking by. One time he mouthed off to somebody and got in a fight outside our place and god his ass kicked. He started it, and the other guy finished it haha. Dude hit him in the face ONE time and the dbag went down like a sack of potatoes, and ended up hitting his head on my grill on the way down. I went over to the guy with my arms up and apologized, and explained to him that we weren't friends with this guy. This dude lived in the apartment a few units over so I didnt want him to think i was an ass or soemthing because he throws pretty big parties haha.

Anyway, the dbag was dizzy from getting the shit kicked out of him, so I called the cops right away. Dude was drunk, and had every sign of a concussion so my though process was "dude drank my beer, got in a fight on my property, and hit his head on my grill, if he goes home and dies tonight im going to jail". I probably over reacted, but again, you bring stupid shit upon yourself, and I'm not going to feel bad for any of the bullshit you're going to have to deal with as a result. The cops came and I told them what happened, and by that point the dude went home, so I told the officer exactly what happened and that i called him because i didnt want to be liable if anything happens to him. They actually charged him with drunken disorderly, and mistamenor assault but the other guy didnt press any charges.
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sn00zie
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we normally aren't stupid with hot stuff... we've got our faces burned off and sc00by buys the real deal shit.. and if he says JUST THE TIP of a toothpick, he means it. - if someone wants to be macho man we don't let them near it, or we atleast give them a warning shot.. normally all it takes to make them rethink -

i've been wasted with ice cubes in my mouth at his place far to many times hahaah
Edited by sn00zie, Feb 11 2013, 03:33 PM.
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Tommyb

Haha yeah I've had some of the toothpick shit before...geesh. I love spicy foods too...hotter the better. I've never been to a wings place, or other restaurant that has spicy food that I couldn't handle. A lot of times I eat wings that I dont think are the least bit spicy, but other people think they're mouths are going to burn off. I'm not saying I'm the king of spicy foods, I'm just saying I have a much higher tolerance for it than the average person. Even so, I don't fuck around with the really insane shit. I've gone outside my spicy element enough times to know that I dont need to try and impress anybody haha.

I was visiting a friend at Western Illinois a few years ago and this one meathead dbag took some of that "toothpick" catagory shit and put a glob of it on a chip and ate it. Hes like "meh..it's not so bad...". I response was "Just wait asshole" haha. Sure enough, about 30 seconds later he was trying to throw it up in the bathroom...as if that would magically do anything. Not only that, he was dry heaving so much that his eyes started to water, so he wiped his eyes with the hand he touched the sauce with....yeeeeah. We had a 230lb meathead go from Bro to a sweating, crying, puking, and blind baby in a matter of 4 mins...it was a good one. Best part is, dude was wearing a TAPOUT shirt :rof
Edited by Tommyb, Feb 11 2013, 03:57 PM.
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sn00zie
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HAHHAHAHAHAHA, yea lets puke so we can feel the burn TWICE

Tapout hahaha those shirts might as well say "white trash dickhead"
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sn00zie
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ahahahahah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlL09nriFfk
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Tommyb

Haaaaa. Thats so true
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sn00zie
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this is the stupidest package route i've seen yet

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2013-02-09, 20:21:00, FEDERAL WAY, WA 98003

Depart USPS Sort Facility

2013-02-09, 00:00:00, ATLANTA, GA 30320

Processed at USPS Origin Sort Facility

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WTF??? you had it right in atlanta and you sent it to fking washington state? hello it was 500 miles away, now its 3000.
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ilivas

The dreamcast was bad ass with the little screen in the controller. it was awesome with football games.
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Tommyb

I got on the dreamcast bandwagon right at the end when they were pretty much giving them away. I didn't really want one since they were already obsolete, but when I worked at Best Buy and had the discount, i got the system, 2 controllers, two memory packs, and like 4 or 5 games for $65 so I was like eh what the hell. While short lived, it was pretty badass in it's prime. Hell I got my $65 bucks worth of drunken crazy taxi alone haha.
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ilivas

It was the first console with a 56k modem, it had top notch graphics for its time, web browser, innovative and natural feeling controller, etc. It was way ahead of it's time... too bad it flopped. It had a great game library too.... soul caliber, 2k sports games, powerstone, crazy taxi, etc.

I was the king of flopped consoles when I was a kid. I had a sega genesis, sega cd, sega 32x, virtual boy, jaguar 64, 3D0, Dream cast, etc.
Edited by ilivas, Feb 12 2013, 01:44 AM.
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sn00zie
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ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a morning. So last night i decide to shut down the computer... since it has been 24/7 for about 5 weeks now.

ah gie the poor guy a little break, bad idea.

wake up... asshole doesn't turn on. click click click on the power switch... pop open the case hoping maybe the header button jiggled.. nope.. try the old screw driver start trick.. nope.. feeling of terror coming over me. lucky i had a little mini atx power supply shoved up in the closet, got the board and the proc power connected.. LIFE!!!!!

so yea its running on its side, guts hanging out, mini 380 watt power supply running the bare min needed.

work will be done like this today until I can jet out and get a new unit.

great way to start the morning at 6am... nothing like a little SCARE to get you fullly 1000% awake.
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Tommyb

ilivas
Feb 12 2013, 01:42 AM
It was the first console with a 56k modem, it had top notch graphics for its time, web browser, innovative and natural feeling controller, etc. It was way ahead of it's time... too bad it flopped. It had a great game library too.... soul caliber, 2k sports games, powerstone, crazy taxi, etc.

I was the king of flopped consoles when I was a kid. I had a sega genesis, sega cd, sega 32x, virtual boy, jaguar 64, 3D0, Dream cast, etc.
Genesis wasn't a flop, that shit stuck around for a while and hung in there with SNES. but yeah all of those other one died pretty horribly haha. I only physically saw virtual boy and 3D0 once, and I have never seen a Jaguar 64.
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sn00zie
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yea i had a master system, and a genesis, genesis did pretty well i had lots of games for it.

3DO was loads of fun but limited games.

i picked up a dreamcast in 2002 just for the hell of it, i knew it was dead but i wanted one. I liked all the sonic games so I played almost all of them on any platform sega came out with.
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