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| Vertan | Nov 21 2012, 09:37 PM Post #1 |
The Random Axe of Kindness
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Hello everyone! I am Vertan, your local I love you! Don't leave me. ;_; My real name is James (call me by that if you like; I refer to myself as 'James' in third-person on occasion); I'm living in Western Pennsylvania in the United States, just south of Pittsburgh (I lack a Pittsburgh accent. Thank God.). I have four 50s (five if you count the one I deleted because I fucked up his in-game storyline), with every crew skill at max across my 8 alts, and also with every class buff on my Legacy because fuck yeah. I'm a moderately-wealthy in-game altruist who is more than slightly arbitrary when it comes to who gets his monies (I occasionally give new players 100,000 credits for no good reason besides that they're new - whether or not they join the guild, and I once paid for a guild's first bank tab, which was 600,000 credits). I'm also in entirely BH gear, with the Rakata earpiece/implants and the Recruit relics. I play way too much time playing this game. DON'T BE ME. My interests include theology (I'm a Christian - seriously; I wrote this myself and it goes on for 31 more paragraphs!, though I usually don't beat people over the head with it like that), philosophy (Kant is awesome; Ayn Rand is a bitch), science (you do not have to be ignorant to be a Christian, I swear! Evolution is pretty much a fact, the earth is 4.5 billion years old and there are no dinosaurs currently living on Venus...), fiction writing and stories (Neon Genesis Evangelion, the Watchmen graphic novel, and District 9 are all fucking awesome.). I founded this guild after being kicked from a few guilds in a row for what I feel are not good reasons; saying 'nigger' in a non-derogatory fashion ("Let's kill dat nigga!" while referring to a boss), ranting about how I can fulfill my Emperor Palpatine fantasies if I just make my own Tesla Coil ("...who let the creepy guy in the guild?") and the time I asked people a question involving a thought experiment that featured child rape in it ("We don't talk about child rape here") are some pretty good examples. If you're offended this... you have the wrong sense of humor Contact Info SWTOR.com name: flyceratops Email (only used for MMO stuff): flyingtriceratops@yahoo.com Sweetie... I brought you a friend! Isn't she beautiful? I swear this isn't just the dead body of a guildie I kidnapped, raped and put here. It's just a friend! A doll! My name is James. I am dating myself. I love me. I love you. Barney the Dinosaur scares me. Hello! |
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Major Vertan (L50 Healy Commando) Guildmaster of the <Sand Panthers> Mildly eccentric; politically liberal; Jesus freak; severely controversial. | |
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