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Yuwree
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Jul 22 2013, 04:46 AM
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I legitimately feel filthy now
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sicachu
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Jul 22 2013, 04:46 AM
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^ Is there any organisational paradigm to that list, or...? The list is just in the order the results were given on here
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sicachu
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Jul 22 2013, 04:48 AM
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- Jul 22 2013, 04:46 AM
I legitimately feel filthy now You should
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Die Zicke
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Jul 22 2013, 04:50 AM
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Ooh I'm one of the filthier ones. That's odd for me lol
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Artichoke
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Jul 22 2013, 04:52 AM
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- Jul 22 2013, 04:46 AM
The list is just in the order the results were given on here That's a "no", then?
@Zicke Organisation is important.
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Panda
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Jul 22 2013, 04:52 AM
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After analyzing your test, you have scored 80.7% Pure! (the higher the percentage, the more pure you are)
Giggity
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Jul 22 2013, 04:53 AM
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Ooh I'm one of the filthier ones. That's odd for me lol I'm less pure than some of the adults
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Jul 22 2013, 04:54 AM
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After analyzing your test, you have scored 80.7% Pure! (the higher the percentage, the more pure you are)
Giggity

I don't believe that
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GuaranaGirl
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Jul 22 2013, 04:56 AM
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"After analyzing your test, you have scored 88.7% Pure!"
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Pimple
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Jul 22 2013, 04:59 AM
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After analyzing your test, you have scored 94.4% Pure! Pod-sama I am not as lewd as you think.
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Jul 22 2013, 05:00 AM
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After analyzing your test, you have scored 80.7% Pure! (the higher the percentage, the more pure you are)
Giggity
 I don't believe that  Ngl, I may have misunderstood some of the questions so there is some room for error. But most of those questions were about like group sex, drugs, fetishes, straight people stuff, ect. All of which I've never participated in
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Jul 22 2013, 05:00 AM
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what the heck is happening here? what's the test about? i'm too lazy to pc.
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Jul 22 2013, 05:01 AM
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what the heck is happening here? what's the test about? i'm too lazy to pc.  purity
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sicachu
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Jul 22 2013, 05:01 AM
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Moving it to this page because the other one got lost.. New improved ORGANIZED version in order of purity for Artichoke
So far:
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Artichoke: 99.3% Pure orangedaffodils: 95.9% Pure Pimple: 94.4% Pure Bunny: 95.1% Pure Sicachu: 92.6% Pure Jeccica: 92.7% Pure GuaranaGirl: 88.7% Pure Panda: 80.7% Pure Candy Star: 76.3% Pure Pod: 75.4% Pure Die Zicke: 72.9% Pure Yuwree: 35.6% Pure
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Artichoke
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Jul 22 2013, 05:03 AM
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Descending numerical order. Nice.
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Jul 22 2013, 05:03 AM
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Ngl, I may have misunderstood some of the questions so there is some room for error. But most of those questions were about like group sex, drugs, fetishes, straight people stuff, ect. All of which I've never participated in only 4 of those questions were on group sex (I checked). A lot of the questions I thought were more of like petting, fondling etc questions. and yeah, a lot of them were drug related.
Still don't think that warrants an 80.7%
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Jul 22 2013, 05:04 AM
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After analyzing your test, you have scored 94.4% Pure! Pod-sama I am not as lewd as you think. 
you actually did it...
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Artichoke
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Jul 22 2013, 05:04 AM
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I laughed at the DO YOU DELIBERATELY SHIT YOURSELF questions.
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Jul 22 2013, 05:04 AM
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Moving it to this page because the other one got lost.. New improved ORGANIZED version in order of purity for Artichoke
So far:
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Artichoke: 99.3% Pure orangedaffodils: 95.9% Pure Pimple: 94.4% Pure Sicachu: 92.6% Pure GuaranaGirl: 88.7% Pure Panda: 80.7% Pure Candy Star: 76.3% Pure Pod: 75.4% Pure Die Zicke: 72.9% Pure Yuwree: 35.6% Pure
Filthy chuckling quite a bit about the scores, truth be told
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Yuwree
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Jul 22 2013, 05:05 AM
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Ngl, I may have misunderstood some of the questions so there is some room for error. But most of those questions were about like group sex, drugs, fetishes, straight people stuff, ect. All of which I've never participated in
only 4 of those questions were on group sex (I checked). A lot of the questions I thought were more of like petting, fondling etc questions. and yeah, a lot of them were drug related. Still don't think that warrants an 80.7%  People are going to get wrong ideas from my score and assume that im straight now
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Jul 22 2013, 05:06 AM
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Ngl, I may have misunderstood some of the questions so there is some room for error. But most of those questions were about like group sex, drugs, fetishes, straight people stuff, ect. All of which I've never participated in
only 4 of those questions were on group sex (I checked). A lot of the questions I thought were more of like petting, fondling etc questions. and yeah, a lot of them were drug related. Still don't think that warrants an 80.7% 
People are going to get wrong ideas from my score and assume that im straight now Maybe retake it?
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Jul 22 2013, 05:07 AM
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Ngl, I may have misunderstood some of the questions so there is some room for error. But most of those questions were about like group sex, drugs, fetishes, straight people stuff, ect. All of which I've never participated in
only 4 of those questions were on group sex (I checked). A lot of the questions I thought were more of like petting, fondling etc questions. and yeah, a lot of them were drug related. Still don't think that warrants an 80.7% 
People are going to get wrong ideas from my score and assume that im straight now
Maybe retake it? I did, same-ish result.
I dun get it.
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Jul 22 2013, 05:08 AM
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I laughed at the DO YOU DELIBERATELY SHIT YOURSELF questions. The one about using a coke bottle as a dildo got me
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Jul 22 2013, 05:08 AM
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After analyzing your test, you have scored 94.4% Pure! Pod-sama I am not as lewd as you think.   you actually did it... Now return to your drinking and the taking of selcas. I'll be waiting unnir.
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Jul 22 2013, 05:09 AM
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Jul 22 2013, 05:10 AM
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^ Sent my crush that a while back, she laughed for ages.
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Jul 22 2013, 05:12 AM
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95.1% Pure
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Jul 22 2013, 05:13 AM
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Jul 22 2013, 05:13 AM
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Ngl, I may have misunderstood some of the questions so there is some room for error. But most of those questions were about like group sex, drugs, fetishes, straight people stuff, ect. All of which I've never participated in
only 4 of those questions were on group sex (I checked). A lot of the questions I thought were more of like petting, fondling etc questions. and yeah, a lot of them were drug related. Still don't think that warrants an 80.7%  I think wind gave me a test similar to this once and I scored like a 78.9 so I'm between a 78-81. Or I'm just not as naughty as you think I am, as far as this test is concerned anyways.
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Jul 22 2013, 05:13 AM
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like Candy said, there should be a lesbian purity test, just saying
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Jul 22 2013, 05:14 AM
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I think wind gave me a test similar to this once and I scored like a 78.9 so I'm between a 78-81. Or I'm just not as naughty as you think I am, as far as this test is concerned anyways. I think I did that one as well, and got 99.8%.
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Jul 22 2013, 05:15 AM
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like Candy said, there should be a lesbian purity test, just saying Agreed
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Jul 22 2013, 05:15 AM
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like Candy said, there should be a lesbian purity test, just saying
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// 162 Comments NSFW Sunday: Everyone Wants to Take a Lesbian Purity Test Party In My Pants
Posted byParty In My Pants
on March 6, 2011 Tweet
"A purity test is a self-graded survey that assesses the participants' supposed degree of innocence in worldly matters (sex, drugs, deceit, and other activities assumed to be vices), generally on a percentage scale with 100% being the most and 0% being the least "pure". Online purity tests were among the earliest of Internet memes, popular on Usenet beginning in the early 1980s. However, similar types of tests circulated under various names long before the existence of the Internet."
The best-known purity test of all time is The Unisex Purity Test, written pre-1980 at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology Baker House. In 1983, Carnegie Mellon produced a 247-question version. Many revisions occured as the internet took off with a 2000-questions long version written in fall '95.
You may be familiar with the Unisex Omnisexual Purity Test, a 500-question version readily classified as the internet's most popular purity test.
via pinktacolovers
We've been taking these silly tests since the 90's because it was really the only thing you could do online besides have cybersex with strangers. The questions range from "have you ever engaged in heavy petting above the waist" to "had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly?" or "shaved or shaped your genital pubic hair in a particular design (moons, hearts, diamonds, clovers, etc.)?" or "had sex, oral sex, or [mutual] masturbation with a single type animal more than once? (Alive or dead.)" It gets a bit nasty.
At an Oakland Autostraddlea meetup this weekend, the topic of purity tests came up and we thought it would be fun to write our own for Lezbos. We're going to stay away from some of the more extreme elements of the original test.
WARNING: Purity Tests are not PC. It's just for fun. It's nbd.
As this is a lesbian purity test, unless otherwise specified, the gender of your sexual partner is a person who identifies as a woman (whether cis or trans or whatnot). Use your own definitions. It's not a real test. It is whatever you want it to be, like drawing with crayons on a blank piece of paper. ++ LESBIAN SEX PURITY TEST
Give yourself one percentage point for every NO.
At the end of the test, your number of "nos" indicates how pure you are in the lesbian sexworld. It is possible to answer yes to every question or no to every question. Nothing is mutually exclusive. The Basics
Have you ever...
1. Held hands or cuddled with a woman you were attracted to?
2. Held hands or cuddled with a woman you were attracted to who was also attracted to you?
3. Gone on a date with a girl?
4. Kissed a woman who identifies their sexual orientation as a lesbian or bisexual or another lady-liking persuasion?
5. Kissed a woman who identifies their sexual orientation as straight?
6. Kissed a woman who identifies as straight but is clearly not straight?
7. Kissed a man who identifies as either bisexual or heterosexual?
8. Kissed a man who identifies as homosexual?
9. Touched a woman from the waist-up in a sexual or intimate way? (clothed or otherwise)
10. Touched a woman from the waist-down in a sexual or intimate way? (clothed or otherwise)
11. Masturbated?
12. Masturbated with a partner? (Mutual masturbation)
13. Masturbated while thinking about Shane?
14. Masturbated while thinking about any other lesbian character on the teevee or in a movie?
15. Had a sleepover (in the same bed) with another lady?
16. Had a sleepover (in the same bed) with another lady which lead to sexual activities?
17. Had a sleepover (in the same bed) with another lady which UNEXPECTEDLY lead to sexual activities?
18. Been in a monogamous relationship with another woman?
19. Been in a polyamorous relationship with at least one other woman?
20. Had an orgasm?
Positons & Styles
via crashpadseries.com
Have you ever ...
21. "Dry humped?"
22. Had sex?
23. Scissored?
24. 69'ed?
25. 69'ed successfully?
26. Had anal sex (giver or receiver)?
27. Given or received oral sex?
28. Engaged in sexual activities you would classify as involving bondage and discipline (B&D), dominance and submission (D&s) or sadism and masochism (S&M)?
29. Used a strap-on or other sex toy during sex?
30. Worn a strap-on during sex?
31. Broken a strap-on or other sex toy during sex?
32. Fingerblasted or been fingerblasted?
33. Driven Hot Wheels over a woman's clit?
34. Been fisted or fisted someone else?
35. Been involved in a threesome with two other women?
36. Been involved in a threesome with a man and a woman?
37. Been involved in group sex or an orgy?
38. Had phone sex?
39. Had sex with a man?
40. Had an orgasm during partner sex or sexual activities?
Partners
Have you made out, had sex and/or oral sex with...
41 ... someone in a position of power over you (teacher, boss, coach) or someone you are in a position of power over?
42 ... a sports teammate or opponent?
43 ... someone who was in the closet?
44 ... a celebrity or a celesbian?
45 ... a closeted celebrity or closeted well-known (locally, nationally or internationally) person?
46 ... your straight best friend?
47 .... your lesbian best friend?
48 .... your friend's girlfriend or ex-girlfriend?
49 ... a girlfriend?
50 .... more than five other women (not necessarily at the same time)?
51 ... more than ten other women (not necessarily at the same time)?
52 ... a stranger?
53 ... an ex?
54 ... someone married to a man?
55 ... someone married/civil unionized/domestic partnered/commitment ceremonied to a woman?
56 ... a current or former sex worker?
57 ... Whitney?
Have you kissed, made out or had sex with someone you met...
58 ...at gay conversion camp or other event/gathering/school designed to "cure" you of your homosexuality?
59 ... at an all-women's college?
60 ... via Autostraddle ('cause they write for AS, 'cause you met commenting, or at an Autostraddle meetup)?
61 ... via tumblr or any other kind of blog?
62 ... before you knew you were gay? (as in: you first met this person when you didn't know you were gay, but hooked up with them later AFTER knowing you were gay)
63 ... at school?
64 ... at work?
65 ... at a bar or club?
Watching & Listening
Have you had sex or made out with someone while listening to...
66 Tegan & Sara?
67 Radiohead or Portishead?
68 Ani DiFranco?
69 Ani DiFranco -- on purpose?
Have you ever...
70 Watched straight porn?
71 Watched "lesbian porn" that's actually really just for straight people?
72 Watched queer lesbian porn made for/by actual lesbians?
73 Read lesbian erotica?
74 Watched porn with a sexual partner?
75 Watched The L Word, Bound, Skins, Gia or another lesbian movie/show with a girl you like in hopes that it will up your chances of getting some?
Location, Location, Location
Have you made out or had sex with someone:
76 ... in a bed?
77 ... in the bathroom?
78 ...when there was a line to use the bathroom?
79 ... and gotten kicked out of the bathroom for making out in it?
80 ... in a religious building or place of worship?
81 ... in a school or University building, whether you're a student, teacher or random civilian? (dorms don't count)
82 ... in your parents' house? (whether you live with your parents or not)
83 ... on a boat, cruise ship, train or airplane?
84 ... at Dinah Shore, The Michigan Womyn's Music Festival or Rodeo Disco?
85 ... on Pride Week or National Coming Out Day?
86 ... in a car?
87 ... on the beach or in the woods or anywhere that you put yourself at risk of getting dirt, sand or leaves in your ass?
88 ... in a hotel or motel room garnered specifically for the purpose of having sex?
89 ... while being filmed or filming yourself?
90 ... in a body of water (lake, hot tub, etc)? Etc.
Have you ever had sex while...
91 ... you or your partner were on your period?
92 ... you or your partner was pregnant?
93 ... someone else was watching or having sex in the same room?
94 ... in a foreign country?
Have you ever....
95 ...had sex with two or more people in a 24-hour period?
96 ... licked hummus or chocolate off another woman's nipples?
97 ... had sex or sexual relations while intoxicated with alcohol?
98 ... had sex while under the influence of marijuana or other drugs?
99 ... had sex while pretending to be sober even though you were not sober at all?
100 ... had sex with a car because you mistook it for another elephant?
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Have you had sex or made out with someone while listening to...
66 Tegan & Sara?
SERIOUSLY...
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like Candy said, there should be a lesbian purity test, just saying
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// 162 Comments NSFW Sunday: Everyone Wants to Take a Lesbian Purity Test Party In My Pants
Posted byParty In My Pants
on March 6, 2011 Tweet
"A purity test is a self-graded survey that assesses the participants' supposed degree of innocence in worldly matters (sex, drugs, deceit, and other activities assumed to be vices), generally on a percentage scale with 100% being the most and 0% being the least "pure". Online purity tests were among the earliest of Internet memes, popular on Usenet beginning in the early 1980s. However, similar types of tests circulated under various names long before the existence of the Internet."
The best-known purity test of all time is The Unisex Purity Test, written pre-1980 at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology Baker House. In 1983, Carnegie Mellon produced a 247-question version. Many revisions occured as the internet took off with a 2000-questions long version written in fall '95.
You may be familiar with the Unisex Omnisexual Purity Test, a 500-question version readily classified as the internet's most popular purity test.
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We've been taking these silly tests since the 90's because it was really the only thing you could do online besides have cybersex with strangers. The questions range from "have you ever engaged in heavy petting above the waist" to "had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly?" or "shaved or shaped your genital pubic hair in a particular design (moons, hearts, diamonds, clovers, etc.)?" or "had sex, oral sex, or [mutual] masturbation with a single type animal more than once? (Alive or dead.)" It gets a bit nasty.
At an Oakland Autostraddlea meetup this weekend, the topic of purity tests came up and we thought it would be fun to write our own for Lezbos. We're going to stay away from some of the more extreme elements of the original test.
WARNING: Purity Tests are not PC. It's just for fun. It's nbd.
As this is a lesbian purity test, unless otherwise specified, the gender of your sexual partner is a person who identifies as a woman (whether cis or trans or whatnot). Use your own definitions. It's not a real test. It is whatever you want it to be, like drawing with crayons on a blank piece of paper. ++ LESBIAN SEX PURITY TEST
Give yourself one percentage point for every NO.
At the end of the test, your number of "nos" indicates how pure you are in the lesbian sexworld. It is possible to answer yes to every question or no to every question. Nothing is mutually exclusive. The Basics
Have you ever...
1. Held hands or cuddled with a woman you were attracted to?
2. Held hands or cuddled with a woman you were attracted to who was also attracted to you?
3. Gone on a date with a girl?
4. Kissed a woman who identifies their sexual orientation as a lesbian or bisexual or another lady-liking persuasion?
5. Kissed a woman who identifies their sexual orientation as straight?
6. Kissed a woman who identifies as straight but is clearly not straight?
7. Kissed a man who identifies as either bisexual or heterosexual?
8. Kissed a man who identifies as homosexual?
9. Touched a woman from the waist-up in a sexual or intimate way? (clothed or otherwise)
10. Touched a woman from the waist-down in a sexual or intimate way? (clothed or otherwise)
11. Masturbated?
12. Masturbated with a partner? (Mutual masturbation)
13. Masturbated while thinking about Shane?
14. Masturbated while thinking about any other lesbian character on the teevee or in a movie?
15. Had a sleepover (in the same bed) with another lady?
16. Had a sleepover (in the same bed) with another lady which lead to sexual activities?
17. Had a sleepover (in the same bed) with another lady which UNEXPECTEDLY lead to sexual activities?
18. Been in a monogamous relationship with another woman?
19. Been in a polyamorous relationship with at least one other woman?
20. Had an orgasm?
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Have you ever ...
21. "Dry humped?"
22. Had sex?
23. Scissored?
24. 69'ed?
25. 69'ed successfully?
26. Had anal sex (giver or receiver)?
27. Given or received oral sex?
28. Engaged in sexual activities you would classify as involving bondage and discipline (B&D), dominance and submission (D&s) or sadism and masochism (S&M)?
29. Used a strap-on or other sex toy during sex?
30. Worn a strap-on during sex?
31. Broken a strap-on or other sex toy during sex?
32. Fingerblasted or been fingerblasted?
33. Driven Hot Wheels over a woman's clit?
34. Been fisted or fisted someone else?
35. Been involved in a threesome with two other women?
36. Been involved in a threesome with a man and a woman?
37. Been involved in group sex or an orgy?
38. Had phone sex?
39. Had sex with a man?
40. Had an orgasm during partner sex or sexual activities?
Partners
Have you made out, had sex and/or oral sex with...
41 ... someone in a position of power over you (teacher, boss, coach) or someone you are in a position of power over?
42 ... a sports teammate or opponent?
43 ... someone who was in the closet?
44 ... a celebrity or a celesbian?
45 ... a closeted celebrity or closeted well-known (locally, nationally or internationally) person?
46 ... your straight best friend?
47 .... your lesbian best friend?
48 .... your friend's girlfriend or ex-girlfriend?
49 ... a girlfriend?
50 .... more than five other women (not necessarily at the same time)?
51 ... more than ten other women (not necessarily at the same time)?
52 ... a stranger?
53 ... an ex?
54 ... someone married to a man?
55 ... someone married/civil unionized/domestic partnered/commitment ceremonied to a woman?
56 ... a current or former sex worker?
57 ... Whitney?
Have you kissed, made out or had sex with someone you met...
58 ...at gay conversion camp or other event/gathering/school designed to "cure" you of your homosexuality?
59 ... at an all-women's college?
60 ... via Autostraddle ('cause they write for AS, 'cause you met commenting, or at an Autostraddle meetup)?
61 ... via tumblr or any other kind of blog?
62 ... before you knew you were gay? (as in: you first met this person when you didn't know you were gay, but hooked up with them later AFTER knowing you were gay)
63 ... at school?
64 ... at work?
65 ... at a bar or club?
Watching & Listening
Have you had sex or made out with someone while listening to...
66 Tegan & Sara?
67 Radiohead or Portishead?
68 Ani DiFranco?
69 Ani DiFranco -- on purpose?
Have you ever...
70 Watched straight porn?
71 Watched "lesbian porn" that's actually really just for straight people?
72 Watched queer lesbian porn made for/by actual lesbians?
73 Read lesbian erotica?
74 Watched porn with a sexual partner?
75 Watched The L Word, Bound, Skins, Gia or another lesbian movie/show with a girl you like in hopes that it will up your chances of getting some?
Location, Location, Location
Have you made out or had sex with someone:
76 ... in a bed?
77 ... in the bathroom?
78 ...when there was a line to use the bathroom?
79 ... and gotten kicked out of the bathroom for making out in it?
80 ... in a religious building or place of worship?
81 ... in a school or University building, whether you're a student, teacher or random civilian? (dorms don't count)
82 ... in your parents' house? (whether you live with your parents or not)
83 ... on a boat, cruise ship, train or airplane?
84 ... at Dinah Shore, The Michigan Womyn's Music Festival or Rodeo Disco?
85 ... on Pride Week or National Coming Out Day?
86 ... in a car?
87 ... on the beach or in the woods or anywhere that you put yourself at risk of getting dirt, sand or leaves in your ass?
88 ... in a hotel or motel room garnered specifically for the purpose of having sex?
89 ... while being filmed or filming yourself?
90 ... in a body of water (lake, hot tub, etc)? Etc.
Have you ever had sex while...
91 ... you or your partner were on your period?
92 ... you or your partner was pregnant?
93 ... someone else was watching or having sex in the same room?
94 ... in a foreign country?
Have you ever....
95 ...had sex with two or more people in a 24-hour period?
96 ... licked hummus or chocolate off another woman's nipples?
97 ... had sex or sexual relations while intoxicated with alcohol?
98 ... had sex while under the influence of marijuana or other drugs?
99 ... had sex while pretending to be sober even though you were not sober at all?
100 ... had sex with a car because you mistook it for another elephant?
"100 ... had sex with a car because you mistook it for another elephant?"
I hate when that happens ..
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