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My House PlansThe Best House Plans Ever.; Practical, aren't they?
Topic Started: Feb 12 2007, 04:10 AM (709 Views)
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Back in 9th grade, I had a shop class project that called for me to use a computer program to design a house blueprint, then build a modelof that house with balsa wood. Being the slightly unbalanced person that I am, I immediately got to work and made this:

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o81/jab...tHouseEver1.jpg

The house is designed to be a maze leading to a chamber of toilets. Getting to them is a major hassle - there are numerous dead ends, and the corridors vary in width from 4' at the widest points to 8" at the narrowest. Every square inch of the house - ceiling, floor, wallls, everthing - is covered in a black and white zebra stripe wallpaper, making almost impossible to discern distance correctly.

But that's not all. Once you get to the toilet chamber - a room with 87 toilets, all of them made of granite - you will realize that there is no toilet paper, soap, towel, or sink anywhere in the room. Those items are hidden in various points in earlier in the maze, meaning you must backtrack to find all four items, wash your hands, and then find the exit.

Cool, huh? Oh, and there are no windows, electrical outlets or lights anywhere in the house; you must supply your own light.
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So, what do you think of them?
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Umm.. yeah.. it's excellent... there's almost like 0% chance of you accidently peeing on the floor from not reaching the toilet in time...

Yeah.. excellent..
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Sayger99
Feb 12 2007, 02:31 AM
Umm.. yeah.. it's excellent... there's almost like 0% chance of you accidently peeing on the floor from not reaching the toilet in time...

Yeah.. excellent..

Well, that's good. Because if you did let loose the juice before you got there in time, you wouldn't be able to clean up until you managed to find the towel or the sink.
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Which may prove to be utmost impossible right?
"Your shirt is like the colour of genocide. Somewhere out there a rainbow is dying."
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That's the idea.
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Ya'll so smart! :lol:

*slaps knee and laughs dramatically*

Wouldn't people want to SLEEP in a house? And not just have constant diarrhoea?
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Sure, if you're some kind of nut.
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Ima pistachio nut... does that count? :unsure:
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*Can't breathe* ROFL

Nice, Jaemsi. XD
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omfg.
Something that has always befuddled me is the strong belief in this country that science and religion can't coexist. I think science is pretty cool, what with the rockets and the microbiology, and I think religion is pretty cool, what with the miracles and forgiveness, but your constant bickering is starting to ruin my vacation, and I am not afraid to turn this car right around.
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Quite the sadistic one, aren't you? :)
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Feb 12 2007, 12:45 PM
Quite the sadistic one, aren't you? :)

XD!! *still rofling*
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I was pleased with that blueprint, but I felt I could do better. And so I refined it, and produced my ultimate masterpiece:

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o81/jab...tHouseEver2.jpg

This house incorporates doors, many of which open onto blank walls, and there are now 100+ toilets, up from the previous 87. All other details - the zebra stripe wallpaper, no lights or windows, items scattered in the maze, granite toilets, etc. - are still present.

I also gave this house a steepled roof over 60 feet tall. At a distance, it looks exactly like a party hat, but I regrettably failed to print a copy of it.

Oh, and all of the doors close automatically, making it even harder to maintain a sense of direction.
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.... *Dies* XD
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Why did I never see this thread? >=(

And are those urinals in one half of the house and toilets on the other?

This house isn't meant for women- RY RY'S A SEXIST!
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OMFG!!!!!!!

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My sisters will come. >.>

ROFLMAO!!!
I still... LMAO!
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<.< *Still laughing over this* XD

If I ever find myself kidnapped by an angry stalker and put into a house like this... You'll be the first I call. :angry:

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Mar 21 2007, 05:03 PM
Why did I never see this thread? >=(

And are those urinals in one half of the house and toilets on the other?

This house isn't meant for women- RY RY'S A SEXIST!

No, they're all toilets, every one of them hand carved from the finest granite.

Not intended for women?? It's a freaking maze with no living quarters, windows or electricity and an astronimical plumbing bill!!! Where do you get the idea that it was intended for ANYONE to live comfortably!?

Well, aside form me, of course...
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Mar 22 2007, 07:44 PM
Shirley
Mar 21 2007, 05:03 PM
Why did I never see this thread? >=(

And are those urinals in one half of the house and toilets on the other?

This house isn't meant for women- RY RY'S A SEXIST!

No, they're all toilets, every one of them hand carved from the finest granite.

Not intended for women?? It's a freaking maze with no living quarters, windows or electricity and an astronimical plumbing bill!!! Where do you get the idea that it was intended for ANYONE to live comfortably!?

Well, aside form me, of course...

I'm sorry your house plan includes the gurantee you'll hear piss hit the water everytime? O-o
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Mar 22 2007, 07:46 PM
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Mar 22 2007, 07:44 PM
Shirley
Mar 21 2007, 05:03 PM
Why did I never see this thread? >=(

And are those urinals in one half of the house and toilets on the other?

This house isn't meant for women- RY RY'S A SEXIST!

No, they're all toilets, every one of them hand carved from the finest granite.

Not intended for women?? It's a freaking maze with no living quarters, windows or electricity and an astronimical plumbing bill!!! Where do you get the idea that it was intended for ANYONE to live comfortably!?

Well, aside form me, of course...

I'm sorry your house plan includes the gurantee you'll hear piss hit the water everytime? O-o

Wait, what?
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so.emo.it.hurts
Mar 22 2007, 07:49 PM
Shirley
Mar 22 2007, 07:46 PM
so.emo.it.hurts
Mar 22 2007, 07:44 PM
Shirley
Mar 21 2007, 05:03 PM
Why did I never see this thread? >=(

And are those urinals in one half of the house and toilets on the other?

This house isn't meant for women- RY RY'S A SEXIST!

No, they're all toilets, every one of them hand carved from the finest granite.

Not intended for women?? It's a freaking maze with no living quarters, windows or electricity and an astronimical plumbing bill!!! Where do you get the idea that it was intended for ANYONE to live comfortably!?

Well, aside form me, of course...

I'm sorry your house plan includes the gurantee you'll hear piss hit the water everytime? O-o

Wait, what?

Huh? Say something Ry Ry? :)
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*dying*

Jaemsi, that will be a cold house!
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I want to find a way through the maze, now. >.>
And all the toilet supplies. <.<
Yeah, I'm bored.
People die of broken hearts.
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