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| The Church Of Our King Jaemsi | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 24 2007, 11:19 PM (1,550 Views) | |
| Esti Syad | Mar 24 2007, 11:19 PM Post #1 |
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Cannibalistic Dictator Bent On Ruling the World
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Hello and welcome all, my brothers and sisters. We are gathered here today to worship the uprising of a new revolution, the Church of Ry Ry. Ry Ry [also under the name Ryan or so.emo.it.hurts] is a gift to our world and for that we must praise him. He is a beautiful man, kind at heart, and heals those that are broken, for we are all broken on the inside. [Not to mention that he looks like Jesus with red hair.] All of us are children of his and pray that we all love him with all our hearts, he may just smile upon us and bless us. Go my fellow RyRyians, go and spread the word! And don't forget that Ry Ry is our almighty king who will protect and guide us through our times of trouble. And bring laughter and tears to us on occasion. |
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| Shirley | Mar 24 2007, 11:32 PM Post #2 |
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Shirley's Ass Bitch
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RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *falls to knees while doing jazz hands* |
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| hate | Mar 25 2007, 11:40 AM Post #3 |
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The Smexy Emo who takes care of Mei's Kitties
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| Admin - Justin | Mar 25 2007, 12:47 PM Post #4 |
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Poor Jabbums. ;_; |
| Something that has always befuddled me is the strong belief in this country that science and religion can't coexist. I think science is pretty cool, what with the rockets and the microbiology, and I think religion is pretty cool, what with the miracles and forgiveness, but your constant bickering is starting to ruin my vacation, and I am not afraid to turn this car right around. | |
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| Esti Syad | Mar 25 2007, 04:13 PM Post #5 |
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I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart. Where? Down in my heart! Where? Down in my heart! I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart, down in my heart down in my heart to stay. And if Laura doesn't like it she can sit on a tack. OUCH Sit on a tack. OUCH Sit on a tack. And if Laura doesn't like it she can sit on a tack Sit on a tack today. I’ve got the peace that passes understanding, Down in my heart, Where? Down in my heart! Where? Down in my heart! I’ve got the peace that passes understanding, down in my heart down in my heart to stay. I’ve the got love of Jaemsi, love of Jaemsi Down in my heart, Where? Down in my heart! Where? Down in my heart! I’ve the got love of Jaemsi, love of Jaemsi down in my heart, down in my heart to stay. I've got the wonderful love of my precious redeemer way down in the depths of my heart, Where? Down in the depths of my heart, Where? Down in the depths of my heart. I've got the wonderful love of my precious redeemer way down in the depths of my heart; down in the depths of my heart to stay! I've got the love for all people down in my heart Where? Down in my heart Where? Down in my heart I've got the love for all people down in my heart Down in my heart to stay. And I'm so happy. So very happy ! I've got the love of Jaemsi in my heart. And I'm so happy so very happy I've got the love of Jaemsi in my heart! (This is against Christianity in so many ways. <.<;;; ) |
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| mery-ness | Mar 25 2007, 04:33 PM Post #6 |
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Oh..my..God. *guesses if I don't do that, I'll be chucked out.* |
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| shigatyshwa | Mar 25 2007, 08:17 PM Post #7 |
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Resident Puddingtologist
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As the official head of puddingtology, I'm afraid that I must publicly state my discontent with this cult of yours. It's a fallacy, a down right disgrace. You're all worshiping a false idol, you ignorant heathens! Don't you see the error in your ways? Do you not see your grave mistake? I warn you, this unlawful worship will not be tolerated. It will be treated as what it is in truth: devil worship. That's right, you heard me. To worship this made up God of yours is an outright insult in the eyes of the one true God, the God of Pudding. By allying yourselves with Ryan, you ally yourself with he who opposes the one true God. You ally yourself with the Interloper! Foolish heathens! Tremble, for you have angered God, and you shall feel his wrath for what you've done! You shall know his divine fury, for while He may be merciful, He also possesses terrible power! You have wrought your own doom, you sinners under His eyes! Fear, my sorry brothers and sisters, fear for you shall soon perish at the hands of a delicious treat! Led by the hand of God, pudding shall bring about your death, be it chocolate or tapioca! Fear the soft, sugary deliciousness, for it comes to end each and every one of you sinners! To hell you shall be cast, the lot of you vermin, a hell of no desserts after dinner! |
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| Esti Syad | Mar 25 2007, 08:31 PM Post #8 |
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... *stones* o.o |
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| so.emo.it.hurts | Mar 25 2007, 08:48 PM Post #9 |
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Sir, The position of deity is not one I requested. But I see now where my responsibilities lie; I must stop you and your fanatical sect at any cost. For too long have the Followers of the Pudding threatened our lives and our freedom. For too long have you brandished your Pudding with reckless abandon, secure in you infallibility. I would prefer to show you mercy, but if you do not back down, then I, jabarto, Supreme King of Blowjobs, Pot and Cookie Dough, will unleash my army of stoners upon your feeble empire and enforce the rule of Hedonism by swordpoint. You have been warned. |
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| Esti Syad | Mar 25 2007, 08:55 PM Post #10 |
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Yeah! *Stands, holding a chopstick, behind Jaemsi to back him up* O.O <.< Blowjobs? |
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| shigatyshwa | Mar 25 2007, 09:36 PM Post #11 |
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Resident Puddingtologist
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Lies! You spread lies! Listen not to this one's techniques! He seeks to manipulate you! He uses underhanded propaganda techniques upon you! Listen not, my brothers and sisters, to this Interloper! He seeks to corrupt your very minds and souls; he seeks to undermine the God of Pudding's glorious work! Head my words, my brethren. Look not to this false idol for salvation. The true path, the only path, to being saved from your sins is through the way of the pudding. Know that our God is a great and merciful God, know that He rewards those who follow Him. But know that He is also very powerful, and His fury knows no bounds. Anger Him and He shall smite thee! Any heathens who deny Him shall know his swift anger! Rejoice my brothers and sisters! For your path is clear now! Embrace the God of Pudding, and reject this Interloper! Reject his false teachings, and you shall avoid the plague that shall soon befall him. Follow the teachings of the Pudding and your position in paradise is guaranteed! All hail the holy pudding! |
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| Esti Syad | Mar 25 2007, 10:01 PM Post #12 |
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But Jaemsi's a red haired Jesus. How do you compete with that? |
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| Shirley | Mar 26 2007, 01:09 AM Post #13 |
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Shirley's Ass Bitch
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*looks back and forth between Devon and Ry Ry* O_o; *looks towards lead singer of Muse with red hair and tight pants* *makes out with him* Anywho, I am the right hand of Lord Ry Ry! CRUSADE, CRUSADE, OFF TO RECLAIN THE HOLY THREAD! |
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| Admin - Justin | Mar 26 2007, 03:55 AM Post #14 |
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*Smokes a bowl* *Pumps shotgun* *Now has wicked bad munchies* Eat the pudding! |
| Something that has always befuddled me is the strong belief in this country that science and religion can't coexist. I think science is pretty cool, what with the rockets and the microbiology, and I think religion is pretty cool, what with the miracles and forgiveness, but your constant bickering is starting to ruin my vacation, and I am not afraid to turn this car right around. | |
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| so.emo.it.hurts | Mar 26 2007, 05:59 AM Post #15 |
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Yes. Lots of them. For everyone. Often.
My followers and I are peacable people, seeking only to immerse ourselves in hedonistic revelry. We dream of a world in which one may get completely shitfaced, eat a tub of cookie dough, receive an epic blowjob and then spread the joy to others with the passing of each day. But it is clear that such a world will never exist so long as your followers have strength. So be it. Let the war begin. |
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| shigatyshwa | Mar 26 2007, 07:16 AM Post #16 |
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Resident Puddingtologist
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You, sir, dream of a world of Godlessness, a world of anarchy. I will never allow such a world to exist. For it is the will of the God of Pudding that order should reign, not chaos as you would have it, and that we should worship Him as our delicious savior, not you, the King of BJs. While I will admit you give a very good BJ, clearly you've never rubbed pudding all over yourself. You haven't experienced ecstasy until you've rubbed pudding all over yourself. And as for cannabis, who said that the way of pudding forbade pot? It is encouraged in truth. After all, one can consume much more pudding when high. So I ask you, my brethren, will you follow this Interloper into the hell he has created for himself, or will you follow the God of Pudding, and live in paradise by His side? Will you indulge in unlimited delicious pudding at the side of God, or will you be condemned to hell with Ryan to an eternity of no dessert? We shall see how grand your little cult is when you have no pudding with which to satisfy your hunger after hitting the hookah pipe! What does your "religion" have without mine to satisfy your munchies, hmm? |
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| Esti Syad | Mar 26 2007, 12:34 PM Post #17 |
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Tch, Jaemsi has more desserts, not limited to pudding. BJs? O_O |
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| Admin - Justin | Mar 26 2007, 01:14 PM Post #18 |
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You're so cute and sheltered! |
| Something that has always befuddled me is the strong belief in this country that science and religion can't coexist. I think science is pretty cool, what with the rockets and the microbiology, and I think religion is pretty cool, what with the miracles and forgiveness, but your constant bickering is starting to ruin my vacation, and I am not afraid to turn this car right around. | |
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| Esti Syad | Mar 26 2007, 01:26 PM Post #19 |
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Am not! <_< |
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| Admin - Justin | Mar 26 2007, 01:35 PM Post #20 |
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Am not! <_< [/QUOTE] Not too fun, is it? :angry: |
| Something that has always befuddled me is the strong belief in this country that science and religion can't coexist. I think science is pretty cool, what with the rockets and the microbiology, and I think religion is pretty cool, what with the miracles and forgiveness, but your constant bickering is starting to ruin my vacation, and I am not afraid to turn this car right around. | |
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| Esti Syad | Mar 26 2007, 01:37 PM Post #21 |
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Not too fun, is it? :angry: [/QUOTE] *Is used to it* >.>; zOMGJustinyou'resosososososososososososoadorable
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| Admin - Justin | Mar 26 2007, 01:46 PM Post #22 |
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;_; |
| Something that has always befuddled me is the strong belief in this country that science and religion can't coexist. I think science is pretty cool, what with the rockets and the microbiology, and I think religion is pretty cool, what with the miracles and forgiveness, but your constant bickering is starting to ruin my vacation, and I am not afraid to turn this car right around. | |
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| Esti Syad | Mar 26 2007, 03:22 PM Post #23 |
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| Admin - Justin | Mar 26 2007, 04:55 PM Post #24 |
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| Something that has always befuddled me is the strong belief in this country that science and religion can't coexist. I think science is pretty cool, what with the rockets and the microbiology, and I think religion is pretty cool, what with the miracles and forgiveness, but your constant bickering is starting to ruin my vacation, and I am not afraid to turn this car right around. | |
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| mery-ness | Mar 26 2007, 05:24 PM Post #25 |
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..You can't! All hail the red haired Jesus!
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