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The Church Of Our King Jaemsi
Topic Started: Mar 24 2007, 11:19 PM (1,553 Views)
so.emo.it.hurts
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Mar 26 2007, 05:16 AM
You, sir, dream of a world of Godlessness, a world of anarchy. I will never allow such a world to exist. For it is the will of the God of Pudding that order should reign, not chaos as you would have it, and that we should worship Him as our delicious savior, not you, the King of BJs.

While I will admit you give a very good BJ, clearly you've never rubbed pudding all over yourself. You haven't experienced ecstasy until you've rubbed pudding all over yourself. And as for cannabis, who said that the way of pudding forbade pot? It is encouraged in truth. After all, one can consume much more pudding when high.

So I ask you, my brethren, will you follow this Interloper into the hell he has created for himself, or will you follow the God of Pudding, and live in paradise by His side? Will you indulge in unlimited delicious pudding at the side of God, or will you be condemned to hell with Ryan to an eternity of no dessert? We shall see how grand your little cult is when you have no pudding with which to satisfy your hunger after hitting the hookah pipe! What does your "religion" have without mine to satisfy your munchies, hmm?

Anarchy, Chaos...what are they but synonyms for freedom? Law leads to oppression and corruption; only through true personal freedom may people unleash their full potential for Good.

We strive to better ourselves and encourage others to do the same, not merely party 'till we are spent. Forget not the Sacred Order:

Be ever mindful of the almighty blowjob, by which our souls are strengthened and cleansed. May they remain ever pure.

Be ever mindful of the holy hashish, by which our minds are focused and soothed. May they remain ever lucid.

Be ever mindful of the supplicant cookie dough, by which our bodies are fortified and conditioned. May they remain ever mighty.

While we would love nothing more than for our two factions to share in eachothers' revels, it was the People of the Pudding who declared war. Though we are loathe to attack those of the Pudding - for the treat is delicious as you claim - our supplicant cookie dough will allow us to not only persevere, but triumph.
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Mar 26 2007, 05:15 PM
Anarchy, Chaos...what are they but synonyms for freedom? Law leads to oppression and corruption; only through true personal freedom may people unleash their full potential for Good.

We strive to better ourselves and encourage others to do the same, not merely party 'till we are spent. Forget not the Sacred Order:

Be ever mindful of the almighty blowjob, by which our souls are strengthened and cleansed. May they remain ever pure.

Be ever mindful of the holy hashish, by which our minds are focused and soothed. May they remain ever lucid.

Be ever mindful of the supplicant cookie dough, by which our bodies are fortified and conditioned. May they remain ever mighty.

While we would love nothing more than for our two factions to share in eachothers' revels, it was the People of the Pudding who declared war. Though we are loathe to attack those of the Pudding - for the treat is delicious as you claim - our supplicant cookie dough will allow us to not only persevere, but triumph.

Incorrect. People need guidance, they need to know what's good and what's bad. They need to understand what is expected of them, they need to understand how they can live peaceful, normal lives among other people. This freedom you speak of is not freedom at all, it's lawlessness. True freedom comes from a balance between order and chaos. It comes from a fair, but firm system of laws.

Your system, your values, and your cookie dough are weak. You worship things that ought not be worshiped. Blow jobs, hash and cookie dough are all well and good, but they are unworthy of worship. They are simple pleasures that all people should partake in, but they are not divine. You place too much importance upon them, as you place too much importance on yourself.

Would you like to know what I think? I think that you sir are using the simple promise of worldly pleasures to trick the masses into worshiping you. And I also think that you ought to be ashamed of yourself for doing so. But I for one see through your trickery.

I urge you my brethren, cast down this false God, for he is but a man, a man made of naught but deceit and wickedness. You have lost your way, and so I extend my hand, as God extends his, to you in the hopes that you will take it, and that you will embrace God's will and be saved! Even you Ryan, who have fallen so far, still has the chance to stop this madness, to end the destructive path of your cult and embrace God, for He is merciful.

I offer you all now the chance, and I ask of you from the bottom of my heart, to please, please, stop following this Interloper, and to embrace the Way of Pudding.
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Wow, I can't believe I never looked at this thread. XD
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Heil our King of Cookie Dough. :D
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And blow jobs. :blink:









EDIT: 2,000th post! =D
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What an awkward thing to make yourself the king of... >_>

HAPPY2000! :D
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Especially when you're straight. :x


We love you Jabby. :D

And Shig. ^_^
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Sure we do... >_>;;;
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Mei Lynne
Aug 7 2007, 01:51 PM
Especially when you're straight. :x


We love you Jabby. :D

And Shig. ^_^

I'm not sure what you mean by that; there's nothing gay about oral. :huh:

And I love you, Mei. :)

And you too, Shigatyshwa. Even if you are a heathen. :)

And I love kittens because they are so cute and lovable <3333333333333333333333333333

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Believe not the lies of the manipulator.

Believe them for they are truth!

They are LIES!

They are the TRUTH!
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so.emo.it.hurts
Aug 7 2007, 05:59 PM
I'm not sure what you mean by that; there's nothing gay about oral. :huh:

And I love you, Mei. :)

And you too, Shigatyshwa. Even if you are a heathen. :)

And I love kittens because they are so cute and lovable <3333333333333333333333333333

thispostissonotedited

Believe not the lies of the manipulator.

Believe them for they are truth!

Stop editing it. :angry:
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so.emo.it.hurt
Aug 7 2007, 06:44 PM
so.emo.it.hurts
Aug 7 2007, 05:59 PM
I'm not sure what you mean by that; there's nothing gay about oral.  :huh:

And I love you, Mei. :)

And you too, Shigatyshwa. Even if you are a heathen.  :)

And I love kittens because they are so cute and lovable <3333333333333333333333333333

thispostissonotedited

Believe not the lies of the manipulator.

Believe them for they are truth!

Stop editing it. :angry:

Lies! What fiend doth commandeer my posts!?
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Esti Syad
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Admin fiend. DUH. >_>
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so.emo.it.hurt
Aug 7 2007, 06:48 PM
Admin fiend. DUH. >_>

...T'was obvious. But enow, cease your propaganda.
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Esti Syad
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Never. :angry:
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Never. :angry:
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<.<

>_>

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Still NEVER! :D
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Crazy lovable teens. ^_^
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I just can't help talking to myself sometimes. :(
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xD

I love Jabster too. :)
And Shig.
And Choco.
And Mei. ^_^

People die of broken hearts.
They have heart attacks.
And it's the heart that hurts the most
when things go wrong and fall apart.
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http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t83/Nightelvestwo/dfg.png ^^
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*Kneels infront the statue of King Jaemsi*

O great one! I come to ye as an ordinary woman with nothing but a wounded heart.

I am a prisoner of my own doing. I ask you, great lord, please watch over me as I travel down this path to reclaim my freedom. Please keep my will strong.

*Finishes and gets up*
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:o

Dust!

-Kneels and bows down infront of the oh great Diablo-
People die of broken hearts.
They have heart attacks.
And it's the heart that hurts the most
when things go wrong and fall apart.
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Aug 12 2007, 12:17 AM
:o

Dust!

-Kneels and bows down infront of the oh great Diablo-

YEAH BOW BEFORE ME MORTAL MUWAHAHAHA!! Haha..oh hi there! I know it's been awhile isn't it? ;)

So what to do with a kneeling person infront of me...?

*Opens up the "How to be an Evil Beast, A Guide Written By an Extremely Evil Dude!"*

Ok...several things I could do here...kill it, torture it, eat it or sacrifice it. Which one should it be?
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Eat it! =D
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I think I'll sacrifice it!

*Kills and tortures LMB and sacrifices it on the altar of King Jaemsi*

W00t!!
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