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| The Church Of Our King Jaemsi | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 24 2007, 11:19 PM (1,553 Views) | |
| so.emo.it.hurts | Mar 26 2007, 07:15 PM Post #26 |
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Anarchy, Chaos...what are they but synonyms for freedom? Law leads to oppression and corruption; only through true personal freedom may people unleash their full potential for Good. We strive to better ourselves and encourage others to do the same, not merely party 'till we are spent. Forget not the Sacred Order: Be ever mindful of the almighty blowjob, by which our souls are strengthened and cleansed. May they remain ever pure. Be ever mindful of the holy hashish, by which our minds are focused and soothed. May they remain ever lucid. Be ever mindful of the supplicant cookie dough, by which our bodies are fortified and conditioned. May they remain ever mighty. While we would love nothing more than for our two factions to share in eachothers' revels, it was the People of the Pudding who declared war. Though we are loathe to attack those of the Pudding - for the treat is delicious as you claim - our supplicant cookie dough will allow us to not only persevere, but triumph. |
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| shigatyshwa | Mar 27 2007, 11:03 AM Post #27 |
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Incorrect. People need guidance, they need to know what's good and what's bad. They need to understand what is expected of them, they need to understand how they can live peaceful, normal lives among other people. This freedom you speak of is not freedom at all, it's lawlessness. True freedom comes from a balance between order and chaos. It comes from a fair, but firm system of laws. Your system, your values, and your cookie dough are weak. You worship things that ought not be worshiped. Blow jobs, hash and cookie dough are all well and good, but they are unworthy of worship. They are simple pleasures that all people should partake in, but they are not divine. You place too much importance upon them, as you place too much importance on yourself. Would you like to know what I think? I think that you sir are using the simple promise of worldly pleasures to trick the masses into worshiping you. And I also think that you ought to be ashamed of yourself for doing so. But I for one see through your trickery. I urge you my brethren, cast down this false God, for he is but a man, a man made of naught but deceit and wickedness. You have lost your way, and so I extend my hand, as God extends his, to you in the hopes that you will take it, and that you will embrace God's will and be saved! Even you Ryan, who have fallen so far, still has the chance to stop this madness, to end the destructive path of your cult and embrace God, for He is merciful. I offer you all now the chance, and I ask of you from the bottom of my heart, to please, please, stop following this Interloper, and to embrace the Way of Pudding. |
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| Mei Lynne | Aug 7 2007, 03:47 PM Post #28 |
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Admin. Ph43r m3
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Wow, I can't believe I never looked at this thread. XD |
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| Esti Syad | Aug 7 2007, 03:48 PM Post #29 |
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Cannibalistic Dictator Bent On Ruling the World
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Heil our King of Cookie Dough.
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| Mei Lynne | Aug 7 2007, 03:49 PM Post #30 |
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And blow jobs.
EDIT: 2,000th post! =D |
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| Esti Syad | Aug 7 2007, 03:50 PM Post #31 |
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What an awkward thing to make yourself the king of... >_> HAPPY2000!
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| Mei Lynne | Aug 7 2007, 03:51 PM Post #32 |
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Especially when you're straight.
:x We love you Jabby. And Shig.
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| Esti Syad | Aug 7 2007, 04:05 PM Post #33 |
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Sure we do... >_>;;; |
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| so.emo.it.hurts | Aug 7 2007, 07:59 PM Post #34 |
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I'm not sure what you mean by that; there's nothing gay about oral. And I love you, Mei. And you too, Shigatyshwa. Even if you are a heathen. And I love kittens because they are so cute and lovable <3333333333333333333333333333 thispostissonotedited Believe not the lies of the manipulator. Believe them for they are truth! They are LIES! They are the TRUTH! |
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| Esti Syad | Aug 7 2007, 08:44 PM Post #35 |
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Stop editing it. :angry: |
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| so.emo.it.hurts | Aug 7 2007, 08:47 PM Post #36 |
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Lies! What fiend doth commandeer my posts!? |
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| Esti Syad | Aug 7 2007, 08:48 PM Post #37 |
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Cannibalistic Dictator Bent On Ruling the World
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Admin fiend. DUH. >_> |
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| so.emo.it.hurts | Aug 7 2007, 08:50 PM Post #38 |
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...T'was obvious. But enow, cease your propaganda. |
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| Esti Syad | Aug 7 2007, 08:51 PM Post #39 |
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Never. :angry: |
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| Esti Syad | Aug 7 2007, 08:51 PM Post #40 |
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Never. :angry: |
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| Esti Syad | Aug 7 2007, 08:52 PM Post #41 |
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... <.< >_> ... Still NEVER!
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| Shirley | Aug 7 2007, 09:03 PM Post #42 |
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Shirley's Ass Bitch
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Crazy lovable teens.
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| Esti Syad | Aug 7 2007, 09:05 PM Post #43 |
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I just can't help talking to myself sometimes.
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| LMB | Aug 8 2007, 06:58 AM Post #44 |
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xD I love Jabster too. And Shig. And Choco. And Mei. |
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| Esti Syad | Aug 8 2007, 12:25 PM Post #45 |
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http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t83/Nightelvestwo/dfg.png ^^ |
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| .Diablo. | Aug 11 2007, 12:34 AM Post #46 |
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LORD OF TERROR
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*Kneels infront the statue of King Jaemsi* O great one! I come to ye as an ordinary woman with nothing but a wounded heart. I am a prisoner of my own doing. I ask you, great lord, please watch over me as I travel down this path to reclaim my freedom. Please keep my will strong. *Finishes and gets up* |
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| LMB | Aug 11 2007, 11:17 PM Post #47 |
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Dust! -Kneels and bows down infront of the oh great Diablo- |
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| .Diablo. | Aug 13 2007, 05:49 PM Post #48 |
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LORD OF TERROR
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YEAH BOW BEFORE ME MORTAL MUWAHAHAHA!! Haha..oh hi there! I know it's been awhile isn't it? So what to do with a kneeling person infront of me...? *Opens up the "How to be an Evil Beast, A Guide Written By an Extremely Evil Dude!"* Ok...several things I could do here...kill it, torture it, eat it or sacrifice it. Which one should it be? |
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| Esti Syad | Aug 13 2007, 05:52 PM Post #49 |
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Eat it! =D |
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| .Diablo. | Aug 13 2007, 05:59 PM Post #50 |
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LORD OF TERROR
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I think I'll sacrifice it! *Kills and tortures LMB and sacrifices it on the altar of King Jaemsi* W00t!! |
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