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| Mei's Horrible Secret Revealed!; You won't believe your eyes. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 16 2007, 01:14 AM (1,333 Views) | |
| so.emo.it.hurts | Jun 16 2007, 01:14 AM Post #1 |
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MeiLynne916. A likable person, and seemingly trustworthy, right? Wrong. Mei is nothing more than a skillful deceiver, working furiously to hide her true identity. What identity, you might ask? The worst kind imaginable; a twenty-something, basement dwelling otaku - and a MAN, no less. Yes, that's right. Mei is a man, and I can prove it. Look in the uploads section on this site. See all the stories she's written? Who, other than a geeky male, would write such detailed stories in their spare time? No one. Not proof enough? Then how do you explain the fact that she like video games? Have YOU ever known a girl who enjoyed videogames? Preposterous. Spurred by these realizations I decided to do a little...research. It wasn't easy, but I have obtained a picture of Mei. The REAL Mei. Observe: Wait for it... BOO!! ![]() There "she" is, in all "her" glory! The jig's up, Mei! Got anything to say for yourself? |
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| Esti Syad | Jun 16 2007, 01:15 AM Post #2 |
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I KNEW IT ALL A LONG! =O!!! Wait... I like games... does that make me a man? O_O |
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| LMB | Jun 16 2007, 01:18 AM Post #3 |
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Yes. o.o |
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People die of broken hearts. They have heart attacks. And it's the heart that hurts the most when things go wrong and fall apart. -The Messenger by Markus Zusak | |
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| so.emo.it.hurts | Jun 16 2007, 01:18 AM Post #4 |
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Yes it does. But it's not like that was ever in question. |
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| Esti Syad | Jun 16 2007, 01:20 AM Post #5 |
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:[ >_> <_< *Looks at Jaemsi's poem in sig* >_>;; <_<;; Your sig says differently.
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| so.emo.it.hurts | Jun 16 2007, 01:21 AM Post #6 |
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Touche... Still, I like how two people called you male at exactly the same time. |
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| nothingained | Jun 16 2007, 01:22 AM Post #7 |
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Does this mean that my first GF was really a guy?
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| Esti Syad | Jun 16 2007, 01:22 AM Post #8 |
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*Sulks* Hey! That reminds me... Who are you pathetic over? *Pesters* |
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| so.emo.it.hurts | Jun 16 2007, 01:23 AM Post #9 |
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That, or she was lying about liking them. Girls hate videogames, even if they suggest otherwise. |
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| nothingained | Jun 16 2007, 01:25 AM Post #10 |
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Guess...
...Damnit. ;.; She was a guy. *Cries like a new born baby* |
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| LMB | Jun 16 2007, 01:25 AM Post #11 |
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Stop generalising! :angry: -Has never ever played video games- |
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| Esti Syad | Jun 16 2007, 01:27 AM Post #12 |
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<_< I fail at guessing.
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| LMB | Jun 16 2007, 01:28 AM Post #13 |
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Lil' Kitty Padawan
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I'm not making you feel better. <_< |
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| Esti Syad | Jun 16 2007, 01:32 AM Post #14 |
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I thought of another female gamer!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_Webb |
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| nothingained | Jun 16 2007, 01:34 AM Post #15 |
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No you're not. T_T |
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| Sayger99 | Jun 16 2007, 01:35 AM Post #16 |
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Bah-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman!
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:o! I'm male? Well shit! *searches* But I have no manly anatomy though....
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| LMB | Jun 16 2007, 01:38 AM Post #17 |
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I'ma just gonna keep laughing at you.
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| Mei Lynne | Jun 16 2007, 01:40 AM Post #18 |
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Admin. Ph43r m3
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XD!! Aww, is this because you can't have Albel's smexy emo stripperness?
You've read my story? =D |
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| mery-ness | Jun 16 2007, 12:45 PM Post #19 |
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ROFLROFLROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: Amazing. |
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| so.emo.it.hurts | Jun 16 2007, 08:03 PM Post #20 |
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I don't know what you're talking about. :angry: And, um...I haven't read it, sorry. I just noticed that it's really long. |
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| Esti Syad | Jun 16 2007, 10:17 PM Post #21 |
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Translation:
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| LMB | Jun 16 2007, 11:21 PM Post #22 |
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Bahaha. XD I luv you, Choco. <3 |
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| Esti Syad | Jun 16 2007, 11:57 PM Post #23 |
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Just stating the facts.
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| so.emo.it.hurts | Jun 17 2007, 06:13 PM Post #24 |
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If by "just stating the facts" you mean, "Muahahahaha! Watch as I revel in spreading misinformation to the masses!!", then yes, that's exxactly what you're doing. |
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| Esti Syad | Jun 17 2007, 06:21 PM Post #25 |
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