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Mei's Horrible Secret Revealed!; You won't believe your eyes.
Topic Started: Jun 16 2007, 01:14 AM (1,333 Views)
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MeiLynne916. A likable person, and seemingly trustworthy, right?

Wrong.

Mei is nothing more than a skillful deceiver, working furiously to hide her true identity. What identity, you might ask? The worst kind imaginable; a twenty-something, basement dwelling otaku - and a MAN, no less. Yes, that's right. Mei is a man, and I can prove it.

Look in the uploads section on this site. See all the stories she's written? Who, other than a geeky male, would write such detailed stories in their spare time? No one.

Not proof enough? Then how do you explain the fact that she like video games? Have YOU ever known a girl who enjoyed videogames? Preposterous.

Spurred by these realizations I decided to do a little...research. It wasn't easy, but I have obtained a picture of Mei. The REAL Mei.

Observe:





























Wait for it...






























BOO!!
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There "she" is, in all "her" glory! The jig's up, Mei! Got anything to say for yourself?
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I KNEW IT ALL A LONG! =O!!!

Wait... I like games... does that make me a man? O_O
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Jun 16 2007, 05:15 PM
I KNEW IT ALL A LONG! =O!!!

Wait... I like games... does that make me a man? O_O

Yes. o.o
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Jun 15 2007, 11:15 PM
I KNEW IT ALL A LONG! =O!!!

Wait... I like games... does that make me a man? O_O

Yes it does. But it's not like that was ever in question.
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so.emo.it.hurts
Jun 15 2007, 11:18 PM
Eos
Jun 15 2007, 11:15 PM
I KNEW IT ALL A LONG! =O!!!

Wait...  I like games... does that make me a man? O_O

Yes it does. But it's not like that was ever in question.

:[

>_>

<_<

*Looks at Jaemsi's poem in sig*

>_>;;

<_<;;

Your sig says differently. :D
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Jun 15 2007, 11:20 PM
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Jun 15 2007, 11:18 PM
Eos
Jun 15 2007, 11:15 PM
I KNEW IT ALL A LONG! =O!!!

Wait...  I like games... does that make me a man? O_O

Yes it does. But it's not like that was ever in question.

:[

>_>

<_<

*Looks at Jaemsi's poem in sig*

>_>;;

<_<;;

Your sig says differently. :D

Touche...

Still, I like how two people called you male at exactly the same time.
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so.emo.it.hurts
Jun 15 2007, 10:14 PM
Not proof enough? Then how do you explain the fact that she like video games? Have YOU ever known a girl who enjoyed videogames? Preposterous.

Does this mean that my first GF was really a guy? :(
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*Sulks*

Hey! That reminds me... :D

Who are you pathetic over? *Pesters*
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Jun 15 2007, 11:22 PM
Does this mean that my first GF was really a guy? :(

That, or she was lying about liking them. Girls hate videogames, even if they suggest otherwise.
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Jun 15 2007, 10:22 PM
*Sulks*

Hey! That reminds me... :D

Who are you pathetic over? *Pesters*

Guess...

so.emo.it.hurts
 
That, or she was lying about liking them. Girls hate videogames, even if they suggest otherwise.

...Damnit. ;.;
She was a guy. *Cries like a new born baby*
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Jun 16 2007, 05:23 PM
That, or she was lying about liking them. Girls hate videogames, even if they suggest otherwise.

Stop generalising! :angry:

-Has never ever played video games-
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Jun 15 2007, 11:25 PM
Eos
Jun 15 2007, 10:22 PM
*Sulks*

Hey! That reminds me... :D

Who are you pathetic over? *Pesters*

Guess...

<_<

I fail at guessing. :unsure:
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Does this mean that my first GF was really a guy? :(

:rofl:

Zelf
 
...Damnit. ;.;
She was a guy. *Cries like a new born baby*

I'm not making you feel better. <_<
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I thought of another female gamer! :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_Webb
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Jun 15 2007, 10:27 PM
<_<

I fail at guessing. :unsure:

:P

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I'm not making you feel better.  <_<

No you're not. T_T
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so.emo.it.hurts
Jun 16 2007, 05:23 PM
That, or she was lying about liking them. Girls hate videogames, even if they suggest otherwise.

:o!
I'm male?
Well shit!

*searches*

But I have no manly anatomy though.... :duh:
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Jun 16 2007, 05:34 PM
No you're not. T_T

:laugh:

I'ma just gonna keep laughing at you. B)
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XD!!

Aww, is this because you can't have Albel's smexy emo stripperness?

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Look in the uploads section on this site. See all the stories she's written? Who, other than a geeky male, would write such detailed stories in their spare time? No one.

You've read my story? =D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Amazing.
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Jun 15 2007, 11:40 PM
XD!!

Aww, is this because you can't have Albel's smexy emo stripperness?

so.emo.it.hurts
 
Look in the uploads section on this site. See all the stories she's written? Who, other than a geeky male, would write such detailed stories in their spare time? No one.

You've read my story? =D

I don't know what you're talking about. :angry:

And, um...I haven't read it, sorry. I just noticed that it's really long.
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so.emo.it.hurts
Jun 16 2007, 06:03 PM
I don't know what you're talking about. :angry:

And, um...I haven't read it, sorry. I just noticed that it's really long.

Translation:

Jaemsi
 
I don't know what you're talking about.  :angry:

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Jaemsi
 
Yes, exactly. :cry:

Jaemsi
 

And, um...I haven't read it, sorry. I just noticed that it's really long.

=
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Yes, every chapter at least 3 times. I just love it so much.
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Bahaha. XD

I luv you, Choco. <3
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Just stating the facts. ^_^
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Jun 16 2007, 09:57 PM
Just stating the facts. ^_^

If by "just stating the facts" you mean, "Muahahahaha! Watch as I revel in spreading misinformation to the masses!!", then yes, that's exxactly what you're doing.
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Jun 17 2007, 04:13 PM
If by "just stating the facts" you mean, "Muahahahaha! Watch as I revel in spreading information to the masses!!", then yes, that's exxactly what you're doing.

^_^
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