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Liverpool Hunger Games
Topic Started: Jun 6 2016, 08:51 AM (279 Views)
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--I've picked the cast roughly according to squad number, but of course we only have 24 slots so not everyone made the cut. Sorry Balotelli, it can't always be you.

In district 12 is our precious new signing Loris Karius, sheperded by Jurgen himself. May the odds ever be in their favour.

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--Yeah. Almost everyone runs like a little bitch, Mignolet wields a trident. Not bad.

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--Lallana is warded off by Sakho's mean angry face, while two massive alliances seem to have formed. Welsh Jesus tells Milner to get up and be well and he is.

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--Well someone had to be the first. Sorry buddy. Klopp and Flanagan get the credit for this one it seems.

(Reddit r/Liverpool FC: Liverpool Hunger Games)
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'Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.' - Bill Shankly, Liverpool F.C.
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--Benteke takes on and scares off Henderson, Flanagan and Lovren all by his lonesome. Klopp and Can take their German bromance to new uncomfortable levels. Meanwhile Sturridge tosses and turns in his bed, plagued by visions of the injury table, while Origi detonates a land mine by accident.

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--Turns out he didn't survive that land mine detonation.

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--Kolo, don't you know that the Welsh Jesus is all seeing and all knowing? Could this be the downfall of our favourite car salesman? Klopp threatens to drop Mignolet from the first team but he manges to escape with a 5-year contract. Ha. Ha.

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--Lucas joins in on the German bromance, while Flanagan notches a kill. RIP Ings.

Firmino brutally destroys Benteke and Clyne in a three way brawl, taking joint lead for kills with Flanagan in an instant. Moreno and Sturridge display their musical prowess.

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'Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.' - Bill Shankly, Liverpool F.C.
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--Nothing much, aside from SAKHO STABBING MIGNOLET WITH A TREE BRANCH HOLY.

Will he survive??

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--Well, impaled on Sakho's massive branch isn't the worst way to go I guess.

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--Firmino and Flanagan still joint top for kills, with Jurgen and Sakho hot on their heels!!

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--Alas, Can has gone to sleep in another bed, leaving Klopp and Lucas together.

Moreno kills Joe Allen. )':

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'Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.' - Bill Shankly, Liverpool F.C.
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--Firmino is out, leaving Flanagan as the most dangerous remaining individual in the games. Karius and Sakho meet their end.

Can is murdered by Milner despite the two of them sharing bed the previous night with Lallana. Jealousy probably.

In other news, Lovren picks up his first kill of the games with a suicide.

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--Klopp sneaks up on Coutinho but our Brazilian magician is too sneaky for him. Meanwhile, Sturridge displays his agility and strength, I suppose this counts as a double kill?

Flanagan is dead, meaning the only killer still in the running is Moreno, who murdered Allen the day before, who is now questioning his/her gender identity.

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--Milner grabs his first kill, sending Kolo to his death, whose last words were "my name is Francois...."

Henderson drops out without a single kill.

Brannagan, Coutinho, Lallana, Moreno, Milner and Skrtel are still in the running.

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--We had six people at the start of the day and it looks like at least two have dropped out, maybe three if Milner doesn't survive the head bashing.

Lallana watches in horror as Coutinho goes on a killing spree. Hoping he doesn't see hi-SQUIRRELS, SQUIRRELS

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--Looks like he wasn't stealthy enough for our wee Philippe, who shoves him to his furry doom. Brannagan is dead too.

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--Well that was a breakneck finish. 11 dead in 24 hours. Philippe Coutinho is the winner!!!

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--Behind that sly boyish wink is an explosive killer. Not only did he win, but he topped out the leaderboard in kills with a hattrick on the final day. Lallana nearly managed to win with the pacifist route but well, this is the hunger games.

Although I must say the only reason why Allen didn't win was because he died on the 3rd day and Coutinho won on the 5th before he could resurrect.

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--That concludes the LFC Hunger games. Thanks for tuning in, and hope you all enjoyed it!
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