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| Chill | Aug 15 2007, 08:38:24 PM Post #7441 |
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play it cool kiby
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| TotalyNectar | Aug 15 2007, 08:40:03 PM Post #7442 |
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Nawmsayin?
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| Taylor | Aug 15 2007, 08:40:44 PM Post #7443 |
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Gettin' There
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Please don't judge me Ever since I first took interest in girls, I never could quite say or do the right things around girls. I'm not at all what I would consider an ugly kid, but my clearly visible lack of confidence seemed to make me less than desirable to the opposite sex. This got even worse when I was 13 because along with the squeaky voice and other bad traits of puberty, I got hit pretty hard with acne, so terribly that people would comment that it looked like herpes ravaged my face. I tried pro-active but I had a severe allergic reaction that permanently altered my face slightly (not enough to notice in most pictures unless you look closely.) I would constantly try to talk to different girls and I would constantly get denied. This made my self esteem worse and worse. All the kids around me would make jokes at my expense, and I was pretty much the bullies' sole target. I would go home every day with a new bruise and an even more bruised spirit. When I turned 15, my life got even worse. My dad left my mom and moved to Canada. My mother, having no job, had no choice but to seek help from welfare. We moved into the shittiest apartment you could think of. Naturally, this just gave more ammunition to the bullies. Now not only was I an acne covered, awkward, squeaky voiced freak, but now I was also poor. Welfare did bring one great thing - the internet. Because I was virtually cut off from any female contact, I grew an intense need for pornography through my freshmen and sophomore years. The internet helped with that need. I downloaded movie after movie. I quickly filled the 500 gig hard drive of the computer my brother got from the Make A Wish foundation (he was very sick when he was 15). I was so satisfied; Who needed women when you have pornography? My love for pornography and the internet led my weight gain. I was gaining 30 to 40 pounds every 6 months. I was told the bad news from my brother when I came home from my first day of junior year: The computer got a virus and completely shut down. I knew nothing of computers, all I used them for was downloaded porn and occasionally being on these forums. I didn't know what do to, I tried imagining about women and masturbating, but all I could think about was my fat self getting laughed at by beautiful women. I was 17 and all ready having a psychological meltdown. Girls at school were getting increasingly more attractive by the day. My fantasy world was crushed, now I was shot back into the real world. Exactly a month after my computer crashed, I noticed her - Janice, a junior high girl. She had beautiful blond hair and she talked in a voice that turned me on with every word. Through weeks listening to her conversations with her friends, I found that she is 12, she plays the flute, her boyfriend is Jim Donnel (the Junior High quarterback), and I even found out when her first period was through an odd conversation. She was just so beautiful I couldn't stand it. I soon realized why she was so attractive - she embodied everything about the girls from the time my life took a wrong turn. Her small hips, young face, and deliciously underdeveloped breasts reminded me exactly of when I started thinking about women to begin with. I wanted her more and more with every moment, everything she did seemed erotic in my mind. I didn't know what to do. My luck came the day before Christmas break; She had forgotten her Spanish notes in the auditorium. I was following her, being very careful not to be seen. She was wearing open high heels for the Christmas chorus concert that day, and her sexy feet drove me insane. When she walked into the auditorium, it was completely empty, all except me and her. She bent down to pick up her notes and what I saw was what sent me over the edge - everything from her perfect feet to her long, sexy legs, to the panties I saw up her short skirt. I couldn't take it anymore, I was going to have my way whether she liked it or not. On the way out I jumped from behind the chairs and I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air. |
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| sean|nooby4life19 | Aug 15 2007, 08:40:50 PM Post #7444 |
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fix your teeth faggot
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i forget its been over a year |
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| Chill | Aug 15 2007, 08:41:34 PM Post #7445 |
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play it cool kiby
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K 12 N X (shane) told me that his "good friend Hiei" was making a clan and I should join it. I think he linked me to the forums before they were open to the public as well. Probably could have squeezed out a member number under 20 if I registered that day instead of waiting to join until I met reqs for the clan. |
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| Mike | Aug 15 2007, 08:41:38 PM Post #7446 |
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Unregistered
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Rudi posted a vid on DI forums |
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| sean|nooby4life19 | Aug 15 2007, 08:42:29 PM Post #7447 |
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fix your teeth faggot
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TIME PARADOX LOLOLZOLZOLZ |
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| w0ot p0oned | Aug 15 2007, 08:43:05 PM Post #7448 |
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i'm quite sure thats in holland as he said : for the dutch you know about my outfit... i'm glad i live in belgium lol and lord voldemort you kinda look like voldemort , i understand your obsession with him :P jk
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| sean|nooby4life19 | Aug 15 2007, 08:43:11 PM Post #7449 |
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fix your teeth faggot
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| Chase | Aug 15 2007, 08:43:24 PM Post #7450 |
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Oldfag
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Omfg Kate is SOOOOOOO Fucking EPIC! |
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| Chill | Aug 15 2007, 08:43:26 PM Post #7451 |
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play it cool kiby
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Wall of text was detected, scrolled down to the bottom to see if it was a rundown-overrused-copypasta, and it was. Plus wrong section |
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| Xasero | Aug 15 2007, 08:43:31 PM Post #7452 |
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Unregistered
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Rsc
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| w0ot p0oned | Aug 15 2007, 08:44:13 PM Post #7453 |
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lol and i just got 78 str :P still low tho |
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| Mike | Aug 15 2007, 08:45:15 PM Post #7454 |
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Unregistered
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Thought you were serious at first, you are an ugly fuck taylor
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| Dibby | Aug 15 2007, 08:45:52 PM Post #7455 |
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Firecape alching unit.
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One of my friends told me there was some good guides on the forums for how to do quests for pures so i checked it out :rolleyes: |
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| Whats | Aug 15 2007, 08:45:58 PM Post #7456 |
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#1
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Tbed and tanged me from a distance, then i barraged him twice and started owning him, pulled dag to ko and some nerd tags, so then we fight some and he runs outa food and starts running out and he turns around to try and ko me, and i hit 34 then 30 to ko as smite dropped lol
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whats ^ whats proud wifebeater proud ass rapist
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| Ebullient | Aug 15 2007, 08:46:00 PM Post #7457 |
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Jailbait Unit
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Post your research on religion. I wanna hear it. |
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| Taylor | Aug 15 2007, 08:46:01 PM Post #7458 |
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Gettin' There
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didnt even make up the story its off mm lol..just wanted to make more people who dont look at mm waste their lifes reading it
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| 13lo0d Magix | Aug 15 2007, 08:46:07 PM Post #7459 |
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| w0ot p0oned | Aug 15 2007, 08:46:35 PM Post #7460 |
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roflmao :P gf |
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