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Joke, i laughed so hard.
Topic Started: Oct 11 2007, 09:19:48 PM (244 Views)
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A gentleman had a serious problem. He made several attempts to enter the men's washrooom, but found it to be occupied. A lady noticed that he was walking strangely, taking small steps, and with a look of pain and anxiety on his face.

"Sir," she said, "the ladies room is unoccupied. You may use it only if you promise not to touch the buttons on the wall."

He was about to explode, and would have promised anything, so he agreed to her terms. The relief was pure joy, and as he sat there, savouring the feeling, he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Three white buttons were identified with the letters: WW, WA and PP, and there was one red button labeled ATR.

Who would really know if he touched them? He could not just sit there and resist a challenge like this, so he pushed thw WW button. Warm Water was sprayed gently on his bottom. Such a nice feeling came over him, the men's washroom didn't have nice things like this. Anticipating even greater pleasure, he pressed the WA button.

Warm Air replaced the warm water, wafted and swirled about, gently drying his underside.He knew what he was going to do when the warm air stopped, and without hesitation, he pressed the PP button. A large Powder Puff caressed his bottom, adding a fragrant smell of spring flowers to his unbelievable pleasure.

The ladies room was far more than a restroom, it was a place of tender loving pleasure! He could hardly wait for the powder puff to quit. When it did he pressed what he knew was going to be the ultimate joy!

He knew he was in the hospital room as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What happened? How did I get here? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies restroom!"

"You pushed too many buttons," replied the nurse, as her smirk expanded to a grin. "That last button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
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Not bad o.O


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Not that funny =x

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>Retired<

:ghjjf: :ghjjf: :ghjjf: :ghjjf: :ghjjf: Rofl :ghjjf: :ghjjf: :ghjjf: :ghjjf:
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It would remove his scrotum not his penis. The penis is too high up.
I'm not gay, I just want to boogy to some Marvin.
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i c wut u did thar ^.~

lol
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not that funny :ghjjf:
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>Retired<

WRONG SECTION



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Narsil
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

I did not laugh. :ghjjf:
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>Retired<

stfu narsil thats funny
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lol :P i did ^^
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Oct 11 2007, 09:42 PM
stfu narsil thats funny

No it isn't you scum.
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I never liked Kirsten anyways

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I knew that you wouldn't change, but I bit my tongue and swore,
Resigned myself to carry on despite you.
But you would not match my stride and cried,
"Foul! Foul! How could you expect me to care about somebody else?"
And after all, who would expect anything else from you?


lmao wats up friend - SKOTTY
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I don't like logical jokes. :) Keep trying though.
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Forgot how much I miss all yall a black person

xdisturbed9x
Oct 11 2007, 10:02 PM
I never liked Kirsten anyways

Aww man. :ghjjf:

No account.
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old :ghjjf:

version i heard was they were on a plane

pretty funny thou
Sup
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omg basedgod you can fuck my bitch basedgod

Not funny.
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Danny
Oct 11 2007, 10:03 PM
xdisturbed9x
Oct 11 2007, 10:02 PM
I never liked Kirsten anyways

Aww man. :ghjjf:

Srrry

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I knew that you wouldn't change, but I bit my tongue and swore,
Resigned myself to carry on despite you.
But you would not match my stride and cried,
"Foul! Foul! How could you expect me to care about somebody else?"
And after all, who would expect anything else from you?


lmao wats up friend - SKOTTY
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o rly?

Barely smiled...nice try though.
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

xdisturbed9x
Oct 11 2007, 10:20 PM
Danny
Oct 11 2007, 10:03 PM
xdisturbed9x
Oct 11 2007, 10:02 PM
I never liked Kirsten anyways

Aww man. :ghjjf:

Srrry

its k
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