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marriage jokes loloLO!LO!LOLO!O!!OL!OLOL!O; for men only
Topic Started: Oct 14 2007, 03:27:47 AM (151 Views)
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Young son: Is it true Dad, I heard in some parts of Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
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Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
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The last fight was my fault.My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!"
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman and rested.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to!
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About five drinks.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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You never know what true happiness is until you are married, and then
it is too late.
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
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Excellent condition. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows f**king everything.
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

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Narsil
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
From That 70s Show. :ghjjf:

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
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RIP Copper, I'll miss you.
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Oct 13 2007, 07:27 PM

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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I've done this one.. So fucking true..
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Zee
Oct 14 2007, 03:48 AM
Blue Filth
Oct 13 2007, 07:27 PM

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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I've done this one.. So fucking true..

Yep me, my brother and my dad forgot my mom's birthday 2 years ago. It was the most horrible day because my mom reminded us at the evening and she was crying for like a whole week and we were all really crushed :( Ever since then we always overdid it on her birthdays lmfao
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Oct 14 2007, 03:55 AM
Zee
Oct 14 2007, 03:48 AM
Blue Filth
Oct 13 2007, 07:27 PM

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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I've done this one.. So fucking true..

Yep me, my brother and my dad forgot my mom's birthday 2 years ago. It was the most horrible day because my mom reminded us at the evening and she was crying for like a whole week and we were all really crushed :( Ever since then we always overdid it on her birthdays lmfao

Lmao they care too much stfu Mum!
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You allright there Jonny? You're been looking at this topic for about an hour now.
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Chill
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play it cool kiby

I've heard the last one before, but it's still the funniest one posted up there.
jesus christ its a snail
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Kiba
Oct 14 2007, 04:45 AM
I've heard the last one before, but it's still the funniest one posted up there.

The last fight was my fault.My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!"

I love that one lol
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Oct 14 2007, 05:34 AM
Kiba
Oct 14 2007, 04:45 AM
I've heard the last one before, but it's still the funniest one posted up there.

The last fight was my fault.My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!"

I love that one lol

Both of those are the worst

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I knew that you wouldn't change, but I bit my tongue and swore,
Resigned myself to carry on despite you.
But you would not match my stride and cried,
"Foul! Foul! How could you expect me to care about somebody else?"
And after all, who would expect anything else from you?


lmao wats up friend - SKOTTY
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xdisturbed9x
Oct 14 2007, 05:39 AM
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Oct 14 2007, 05:34 AM
Kiba
Oct 14 2007, 04:45 AM
I've heard the last one before, but it's still the funniest one posted up there.

The last fight was my fault.My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!"

I love that one lol

Both of those are the worst

Your mom.
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Tim
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Oct 14 2007, 05:44 AM
xdisturbed9x
Oct 14 2007, 05:39 AM
Blue Filth
Oct 14 2007, 05:34 AM
Kiba
Oct 14 2007, 04:45 AM
I've heard the last one before, but it's still the funniest one posted up there.

The last fight was my fault.My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!"

I love that one lol

Both of those are the worst

Your mom.

Would you care to pound my anus

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I knew that you wouldn't change, but I bit my tongue and swore,
Resigned myself to carry on despite you.
But you would not match my stride and cried,
"Foul! Foul! How could you expect me to care about somebody else?"
And after all, who would expect anything else from you?


lmao wats up friend - SKOTTY
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Chill
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play it cool kiby

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Oct 14 2007, 05:34 AM
Kiba
Oct 14 2007, 04:45 AM
I've heard the last one before, but it's still the funniest one posted up there.

The last fight was my fault.My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!"

I love that one lol

Male supremacy is usually lol worthy, but I never knew what "Dust!" was, so therefore I didn't laugh.
jesus christ its a snail
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Oct 13 2007, 11:34 PM
Blue Filth
Oct 14 2007, 05:34 AM
Kiba
Oct 14 2007, 04:45 AM
I've heard the last one before, but it's still the funniest one posted up there.

The last fight was my fault.My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!"

I love that one lol

Male supremacy is usually lol worthy, but I never knew what "Dust!" was, so therefore I didn't laugh.

I hope you do now..
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lol pretty funny
The point of war is not to die for your clan but to make that other bastard die for his.
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Kiba
Oct 14 2007, 07:34 AM
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Oct 14 2007, 05:34 AM
Kiba
Oct 14 2007, 04:45 AM
I've heard the last one before, but it's still the funniest one posted up there.

The last fight was my fault.My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!"

I love that one lol

Male supremacy is usually lol worthy, but I never knew what "Dust!" was, so therefore I didn't laugh.

Wow. I hope you know now.
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That was funny. :P
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

Dust.
LOL
RIP Copper, I'll miss you.
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Chill
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play it cool kiby

Zee
Oct 14 2007, 04:53 PM
Kiba
Oct 13 2007, 11:34 PM
Blue Filth
Oct 14 2007, 05:34 AM
Kiba
Oct 14 2007, 04:45 AM
I've heard the last one before, but it's still the funniest one posted up there.

The last fight was my fault.My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!"

I love that one lol

Male supremacy is usually lol worthy, but I never knew what "Dust!" was, so therefore I didn't laugh.

I hope you do now..

Wait, I think I got fucked. When he said "Dust!" it made it sound like it was a TV program, not actual dust.

So the guy was intentionally trying to be an asshole to his wife, not a misunderstanding like how i thought the joke was suppose to play out. I'm not that stupid, I know what dust is. :ghjjf:
jesus christ its a snail
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