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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 14 2007, 03:27:47 AM (151 Views) | |
| Blue Filth | Oct 14 2007, 03:27:47 AM Post #1 |
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Young son: Is it true Dad, I heard in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. ---------------------- I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. ---------------------- Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. ---------------------- The last fight was my fault.My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!" ---------------------- In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman and rested.Since then, neither God nor man has rested. ---------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to! ---------------------- What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About five drinks. ---------------------- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. ---------------------- You never know what true happiness is until you are married, and then it is too late. ---------------------- How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it. ---------------------- For sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows f**king everything. |
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| sean|nooby4life19 | Oct 14 2007, 03:29:07 AM Post #2 |
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fix your teeth faggot
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| Narsil | Oct 14 2007, 03:29:58 AM Post #3 |
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius
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Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. From That 70s Show. ![]() How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it. :lol: |
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| Z3 | Oct 14 2007, 03:48:11 AM Post #4 |
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I've done this one.. So fucking true.. |
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| Blue Filth | Oct 14 2007, 03:55:19 AM Post #5 |
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Yep me, my brother and my dad forgot my mom's birthday 2 years ago. It was the most horrible day because my mom reminded us at the evening and she was crying for like a whole week and we were all really crushed Ever since then we always overdid it on her birthdays lmfao
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| Jonno | Oct 14 2007, 03:58:11 AM Post #6 |
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O X Pain X O
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Lmao they care too much stfu Mum! |
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| Blue Filth | Oct 14 2007, 04:14:35 AM Post #7 |
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You allright there Jonny? You're been looking at this topic for about an hour now. |
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| Chill | Oct 14 2007, 04:45:16 AM Post #8 |
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play it cool kiby
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I've heard the last one before, but it's still the funniest one posted up there. |
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| Blue Filth | Oct 14 2007, 05:34:56 AM Post #9 |
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The last fight was my fault.My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!" I love that one lol |
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| Tim | Oct 14 2007, 05:39:10 AM Post #10 |
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Both of those are the worst |
![]() I knew that you wouldn't change, but I bit my tongue and swore, Resigned myself to carry on despite you. But you would not match my stride and cried, "Foul! Foul! How could you expect me to care about somebody else?" And after all, who would expect anything else from you? lmao wats up friend - SKOTTY | |
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| Blue Filth | Oct 14 2007, 05:44:40 AM Post #11 |
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Your mom. |
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| Tim | Oct 14 2007, 05:46:04 AM Post #12 |
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Would you care to pound my anus |
![]() I knew that you wouldn't change, but I bit my tongue and swore, Resigned myself to carry on despite you. But you would not match my stride and cried, "Foul! Foul! How could you expect me to care about somebody else?" And after all, who would expect anything else from you? lmao wats up friend - SKOTTY | |
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| Chill | Oct 14 2007, 07:34:31 AM Post #13 |
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play it cool kiby
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Male supremacy is usually lol worthy, but I never knew what "Dust!" was, so therefore I didn't laugh. |
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| Z3 | Oct 14 2007, 04:53:44 PM Post #14 |
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I hope you do now.. |
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| ThePkerEater | Oct 14 2007, 05:15:39 PM Post #15 |
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lol pretty funny |
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| Zaru | Oct 14 2007, 05:16:56 PM Post #16 |
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omg basedgod you can fuck my bitch basedgod
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Wow. I hope you know now. |
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| chessy | Oct 14 2007, 06:45:33 PM Post #17 |
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That was funny. :P |
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| Narsil | Oct 14 2007, 07:28:12 PM Post #18 |
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Dust. LOL |
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RIP Copper, I'll miss you. Official Member of the United States Navy
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| Chill | Oct 15 2007, 01:57:36 AM Post #19 |
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play it cool kiby
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Wait, I think I got fucked. When he said "Dust!" it made it sound like it was a TV program, not actual dust. So the guy was intentionally trying to be an asshole to his wife, not a misunderstanding like how i thought the joke was suppose to play out. I'm not that stupid, I know what dust is.
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