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my signature; funny quotes, what one?
Topic Started: Dec 11 2007, 01:44:14 AM (205 Views)
anal_hurts
Andy

the first one is in my sig, i find that funny but i am english.



2nd:

When your stung by a jelly fish, your supposed to wee on it, i can tell you this much it dosnt work on shark bites.........the boys family were livid, once there been dead for a few hours theres very little you can do........no amount of piss is bringing them back


3rd

Got a little time saving tips for the men reading this, i dont wash my hands after i pee, what i do is i wash my cock in the morning and then im good for the day.....sometimes its the best part of my day.....i am very thorough

4th

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

5th

Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation



bored now
whats the best?
QUOTE=Narsil,Jan 7 2008, 01:55 AM] I don't masturbate anywhere near as much as normal teenagers do, I'd rather get twenty or so posts.
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Forgot how much I miss all yall a black person

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whats the best?

^that one
No account.
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Danny
Dec 11 2007, 01:45 AM
bored now
whats the best?

^that one

^ yupp
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"Don't drink water, fish have sex in it."
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anal_hurts
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Danny
Dec 11 2007, 01:45 AM
bored now
whats the best?

^that one

thanks mate!

lol none of them?
QUOTE=Narsil,Jan 7 2008, 01:55 AM] I don't masturbate anywhere near as much as normal teenagers do, I'd rather get twenty or so posts.
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Narsil
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

None of them are hilarious, and seriously, don't mock Americans for ''ruining the language'' when you can't even spell fourth and fifth.
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lol, "fouth" and "fith"
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or is it you who cannot spell? as you are american and as you truely pointed out you are ruining the language
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

anal_hurts
Dec 11 2007, 01:49 AM
or is it you who cannot spell? as you are american and as you truely pointed out you are ruining the language

Uhm, what? You spelled two simple words wrong, fourth and fifth. Your comment makes NO sense.
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Dec 11 2007, 01:46 AM
"Don't drink water, fish have sex in it."

don't have sex in water, fish drink it. :ghjjf:
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Never gunna give you up.
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Dec 11 2007, 01:53 AM
Never gunna give you up.

^ :mellow:
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play it cool kiby

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jesus christ its a snail
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

Kiba
Dec 11 2007, 02:15 AM
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Im Nick

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Kiba
Dec 10 2007, 06:15 PM
Your current sig makes no sense considering where you live has a higher percentile of fatasses Posted Image

AHAHAHAHA OH WTF IS UP WITH YOUR FUCKING AVATAR LAZTY!?..
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Narsil..
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Sean..
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Wheelchair Woman..

Selling Z3 for irl cash.. PM me..
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not jagex

I should bring back my random stolen sigs
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(21:09:35) <Darkelf_eye> peeps told my ure the nicest leader...
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Kiba
Dec 11 2007, 02:15 AM
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You keep saying this. Link or i'll ignore.
Anyway America have more fatasses.
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IBROX
Dec 11 2007, 10:32 PM
Kiba
Dec 11 2007, 02:15 AM
Your current sig makes no sense considering where you live has a higher percentile of fatasses Posted Image

You keep saying this. Link or i'll ignore.
Anyway America have more fatasses.

http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/90001/90...80/6289091.html
Anyway, it's because America has more people.
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