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Topic Started: Dec 11 2007, 02:35:41 PM (90 Views)
W4tch My Hit
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Oh rly? ^^

T'was two weeks before Christmas, and all through Runescape

Not a player had known what would soon be their fate.

The updates were posted on the website with care,

In hopes that all players would like what was there.

I logged onto Runescape and what did I see?

Four new updates were listed, “Wonder what they could be?”

Real world trading is bad, its “evil” they say…

A new Jagex fight against cheaters today!


Real money for gold, their raking in lots.

Kill all the autoers, kill all the bots!

Removing unbalanced trades, *What the heck is that?”

Means all those merchants will never get their phat!


Farewell birthday gifts, no more helping a friend.

No more running nats, *Just where will it end?”

This 1st post was painful, yet I just pressed through.

But I held my breath as I opened number 2.


Trade and drop changes, seems like lots of chatter.

I clicked on the link to see what was the matter.

3k gold pieces is now the trade limit.

No more getting Barrows, unless millions are in it…


Drop parties are out, drop transfers are too.

A gravestone is left if a Fire Giant kills you.

No more getting rich when a noob makes a mistake.

Those items are no longer yours for the take.


I could not believe, in what was to be…

With an unsteady hand, I clicked post number 3.

Wilderness changes? Please say its not so!

Revenant ghosts? Now that’s a low blow!


Bounty Hunter, Bounty Hunter, “Why is it multi?”

If you go solo, you surely will die.

I PK’d for a living, I guess that’s now done.

Jagex, you ruined it, its no longer fun.

No more PK’ing, no more easy dough.

No more Runescape, looks like its time to go…

If you liked this post, and I hope that you might.

Copy and paste it, LETS PUT UP A FIGHT!

We can get our Wildy back, if we all stick together.

If Jagex don't listen, we'll all quit FOREVER

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Removing unbalanced trades, *What the heck is that?”

Means all those merchants will never get their phat!


made me laugh

that was written good..did u copy or paste..or make it yourself
Sup
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R0fl
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~ Retired ~

Made yourself?
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©oup0ns
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15 Months into the Blue

Copy & pasted its on forums all over
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©oup0ns
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15 Months into the Blue

It's still meaningful
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W4tch My Hit
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Oh rly? ^^

Its copy pasted from rs forums. I liked it , thats why i posted it :P
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God

thats so own :mellow:
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R.I.P Sophie, forever and always <3
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley
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©oup0ns
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15 Months into the Blue

Blitz spec Jagex. :ghjjf:
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©oup0ns
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15 Months into the Blue

Oh wait, there not my fkin target!
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retired again (for now)

Jonneh
Dec 11 2007, 02:40 PM
Removing unbalanced trades, *What the heck is that?”

Means all those merchants will never get their phat!


made me laugh

that was written good..did u copy or paste..or make it yourself

phats will be worth nothin soon...
+ think about borrowing items to a friend, you cant anymore...there is no way of trading left lol
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all true
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;



The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;



The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;

And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,



But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,

With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.



And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,

Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.



But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
RIP Copper, I'll miss you.
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