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can't tell if this kids the worst liar ever; or a mildly funny troll
Topic Started: Feb 14 2009, 06:45:38 PM (349 Views)
Chill
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play it cool kiby

ok when i was little my dad and a few of his friends built a house in haunted territory and so if you know that demons and spirits get thier sick little kicks its by targeting one person in the family and unfortunatly for me i was the selected target it and its buddy target me to try and tear the family apart I started whatching this show called a haunting lately so thats how i know this now anyway every night when i was sleeping in my bed it would do somthing random to me one scare me outa my pants and not let me leave my room the door was always locked from one side and it would keep scaring me until my mom heard me screaming she opens the door no problem but yet i was never able to open the door and it would also attack me in my dreams wake me up and scare me again the time i almost died was when it got realy agressive and decided to lift me up to the sealing me screaming mom comes into the room it drops me like a careless idiot and i lands on my head mom did not see me fall cuz it was to dark she thought i fell out of bed real hard. so then my mom puts a bible under my pillow it is real quiet in my house for a while then one day mom is whatchin tv and dad is in the garage at least thats where i think he was and i go into my moms room i see the ****er right there and for some reason i cant breath i cant move i am stunned it drags me into closet then i see light switch and flick it it goes away then one night i have a dream i am in my room this demon is staring at me with somthing next to him that looked like a big scary dog the only thing keeping them from attacking is the bible and then i wake up hear a voice i cant remember what it said but it sounded like a threat yeah ect ect one day mom sees the little ****er we move out of the haunted house i tell mom that the bible protected me thats how i became mormon and i think i am partaly possed by it cuz somtimes i get real evil inside.
jesus christ its a snail
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When I was little. I had nightmares about volcanos.
I'm not gay, I just want to boogy to some Marvin.
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(00:23:12) <+Tofu_Pirate> Always imagined Kitsym as a turtle

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Also, lolmormon.
I'm not gay, I just want to boogy to some Marvin.
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Neither..
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Help me trade games with Goozex, using this link..
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no im not

tl;dr, use commas etc.
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Ty Null <3. Much love.
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dats tru hapent to me 2
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I actually laughed out loud at one part

I read it like the run on sentence that it is and the first time he called it a little fucker was hilarious
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

that entire thing's one sentence.
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Narsil
Feb 14 2009, 10:31 PM
that entire thing's one sentence.

no 2
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play it cool kiby

actually had to use "Find: ." because it was impossible to make out any punctuation in that.

But yeah, two.
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Kiba
Feb 14 2009, 03:20 PM
actually had to use "Find: ." because it was impossible to make out any punctuation in that.

But yeah, two.

It's like Where's Waldo lol
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k kool
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play it cool kiby

Ever get off my nuts
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Feb 14 2009, 11:43 PM
Ever get off my nuts

im not on your nuts
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

sorry that was me.

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SUCKINFWAG &&& i like crank

was my brother
true story
swag me the fuck out
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"scare me outa my pants"

lol
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Feb 14 2009, 10:31 PM
"scare me outa my pants"

lol

Like Amityville Horror but the Priest was still there.

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