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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 14 2009, 06:45:38 PM (351 Views) | |
| Chill | Feb 14 2009, 06:45:38 PM Post #1 |
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play it cool kiby
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ok when i was little my dad and a few of his friends built a house in haunted territory and so if you know that demons and spirits get thier sick little kicks its by targeting one person in the family and unfortunatly for me i was the selected target it and its buddy target me to try and tear the family apart I started whatching this show called a haunting lately so thats how i know this now anyway every night when i was sleeping in my bed it would do somthing random to me one scare me outa my pants and not let me leave my room the door was always locked from one side and it would keep scaring me until my mom heard me screaming she opens the door no problem but yet i was never able to open the door and it would also attack me in my dreams wake me up and scare me again the time i almost died was when it got realy agressive and decided to lift me up to the sealing me screaming mom comes into the room it drops me like a careless idiot and i lands on my head mom did not see me fall cuz it was to dark she thought i fell out of bed real hard. so then my mom puts a bible under my pillow it is real quiet in my house for a while then one day mom is whatchin tv and dad is in the garage at least thats where i think he was and i go into my moms room i see the ****er right there and for some reason i cant breath i cant move i am stunned it drags me into closet then i see light switch and flick it it goes away then one night i have a dream i am in my room this demon is staring at me with somthing next to him that looked like a big scary dog the only thing keeping them from attacking is the bible and then i wake up hear a voice i cant remember what it said but it sounded like a threat yeah ect ect one day mom sees the little ****er we move out of the haunted house i tell mom that the bible protected me thats how i became mormon and i think i am partaly possed by it cuz somtimes i get real evil inside. |
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| _Kitsym_ | Feb 14 2009, 07:14:45 PM Post #2 |
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When I was little. I had nightmares about volcanos. |
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I'm not gay, I just want to boogy to some Marvin. Guest - Member - Proud - Elite - Proud - Experienced - Member - Proud - Elite - Events - Honorable - Guest - Ex-TLP - Special Guest - Honorable - Banned - Guest - Member - Proud - Experienced - Honorable - Guest - Honorable - Guest - Honorable - Elder ![]() (00:23:12) <+Tofu_Pirate> Always imagined Kitsym as a turtle | |
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| _Kitsym_ | Feb 14 2009, 07:27:41 PM Post #3 |
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Also, lolmormon. |
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I'm not gay, I just want to boogy to some Marvin. Guest - Member - Proud - Elite - Proud - Experienced - Member - Proud - Elite - Events - Honorable - Guest - Ex-TLP - Special Guest - Honorable - Banned - Guest - Member - Proud - Experienced - Honorable - Guest - Honorable - Guest - Honorable - Elder ![]() (00:23:12) <+Tofu_Pirate> Always imagined Kitsym as a turtle | |
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| Zee | Feb 14 2009, 08:15:55 PM Post #4 |
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Neither.. |
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| Sir Janis | Feb 14 2009, 09:53:27 PM Post #5 |
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no im not
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tl;dr, use commas etc. |
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| 1 More Spec | Feb 14 2009, 09:59:48 PM Post #6 |
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1MS
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dats tru hapent to me 2 |
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| Krabz | Feb 14 2009, 10:21:51 PM Post #7 |
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Got Krabz?
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I actually laughed out loud at one part I read it like the run on sentence that it is and the first time he called it a little fucker was hilarious |
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| Narsil | Feb 14 2009, 10:31:35 PM Post #8 |
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius
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that entire thing's one sentence. |
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RIP Copper, I'll miss you. Official Member of the United States Navy
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| 1 More Spec | Feb 14 2009, 11:11:38 PM Post #9 |
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1MS
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no 2 |
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| Chill | Feb 14 2009, 11:20:43 PM Post #10 |
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play it cool kiby
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actually had to use "Find: ." because it was impossible to make out any punctuation in that. But yeah, two. |
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| _Kitsym_ | Feb 14 2009, 11:23:36 PM Post #11 |
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It's like Where's Waldo lol |
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I'm not gay, I just want to boogy to some Marvin. Guest - Member - Proud - Elite - Proud - Experienced - Member - Proud - Elite - Events - Honorable - Guest - Ex-TLP - Special Guest - Honorable - Banned - Guest - Member - Proud - Experienced - Honorable - Guest - Honorable - Guest - Honorable - Elder ![]() (00:23:12) <+Tofu_Pirate> Always imagined Kitsym as a turtle | |
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| Ever | Feb 14 2009, 11:26:46 PM Post #12 |
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k kool |
I aint a pker but don't push me
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| Chill | Feb 14 2009, 11:43:39 PM Post #13 |
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play it cool kiby
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Ever get off my nuts |
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| Ever | Feb 14 2009, 11:51:11 PM Post #14 |
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im not on your nuts |
I aint a pker but don't push me
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| Narsil | Feb 15 2009, 12:56:01 AM Post #15 |
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius
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sorry that was me. |
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RIP Copper, I'll miss you. Official Member of the United States Navy
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| Cam | Feb 15 2009, 05:24:49 AM Post #16 |
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SUCKINFWAG &&& i like crank
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was my brother true story |
swag me the fuck out![]() Golf Wang | |
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| Deleted User | Feb 15 2009, 06:31:50 AM Post #17 |
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"scare me outa my pants" lol |
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| _Kitsym_ | Feb 15 2009, 07:20:29 AM Post #18 |
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Like Amityville Horror but the Priest was still there. High Five |
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I'm not gay, I just want to boogy to some Marvin. Guest - Member - Proud - Elite - Proud - Experienced - Member - Proud - Elite - Events - Honorable - Guest - Ex-TLP - Special Guest - Honorable - Banned - Guest - Member - Proud - Experienced - Honorable - Guest - Honorable - Guest - Honorable - Elder ![]() (00:23:12) <+Tofu_Pirate> Always imagined Kitsym as a turtle | |
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| Deleted User | Feb 15 2009, 08:10:54 AM Post #19 |
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wcking |
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| Haxed | Feb 15 2009, 10:46:11 AM Post #20 |
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lolwat |
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Ags pks - 4 Claw pks - 14 | |
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