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Topic Started: Oct 1 2009, 03:21:33 PM (79 Views)
Sir Janis
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Things You Learn by Watching Movies

All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a
passing St. Patrick's Day parade — at any time of the year.

All beds have special "L"-shaped sheets which reach up to the
armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.

It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone
in the control tower to talk you down.

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off — even while scuba diving.

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place.
No one will ever think of looking for you in there. And you can travel
to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition —
even if you haven't been carrying any before now.

You're very likely to survive any battle in any war — unless you make
the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not
be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

You can see the Eiffel Tower from every window in Paris.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but
will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a
bill — just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night,
you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning
even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.

Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

The Chief of Police will suspend his star detective — or give him 48 hours to
finish the job.

A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium.

Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

It is not necessary to say "Hello" or "Goodbye" when beginning or ending phone
conversations.

Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the
steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so
you know exactly when they're going to go off.

It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial
arts — your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing
around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer
a concussion or brain damage.

No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien
invasion will ever go into shock.

Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are
deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds — unless it's
the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at
that precise moment.
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Zukei
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Seen these before but nevertheless funny. One that always gets me is the Eiffel Tower one..
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lol. but the reason for all number beginning with 555 is because there is actually no 555 numbers those are specially used for movies, since there are none. none can really be called on a movie or for whatever other reasons.

“Only God can judge me, so I'm gone either love me, or leave me alone.”
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Some good ones in there
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this is great
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haha first time i've seen this it made me lol
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