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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 22 2009, 11:42:18 AM (332 Views) | |
| Nick | Oct 22 2009, 11:43:28 PM Post #21 |
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orlando
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haven't read something stupid in a while, thanks |
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| Lang | Oct 23 2009, 12:24:35 AM Post #22 |
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im a f00l wit it
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good luck getting through an ounce of white widow without passing out...well i guess it depends on how many friends your going with. im goin to voodoo fest '09 dressing like quail man. gunna get twisted. |
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| lumbiez4us | Oct 23 2009, 12:32:42 AM Post #23 |
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Working, jacking off, and playing runescape. Am i cool now?
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| elek0n | Oct 23 2009, 12:53:15 AM Post #24 |
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ill be hitten up bagdad and kill infidels typical halloween |
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| Farmer Jeff | Oct 23 2009, 03:53:09 AM Post #25 |
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MooMooMugi
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Do some cos-play with my chica LOL |
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Tlp's Elite F2p Unit[img]http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/4622/86806766tj3.gif[/img] ILY Alex & Tyler ![]() I play SCII and LoL religiously, come @ me | |
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| Sir Janis | Oct 23 2009, 04:46:10 AM Post #26 |
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no im not
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nothing |
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| quickness22 | Oct 23 2009, 06:10:57 AM Post #27 |
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watching after the neighborhood table usually, people are too lazy to answer the door so my neighborhood just puts a bunch of bowls on 1 table for people to take one. |
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| V_O_L_C_0_Mz | Oct 23 2009, 08:16:21 AM Post #28 |
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Ownage unit
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Doin some drugs drinkin some drank Trying to communicate with demons! |
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| _Kitsym_ | Oct 23 2009, 03:26:18 PM Post #29 |
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Looking for a woman with evil appetites. We will have nasty, evil, sweaty, probably illegal sexual encounters in order to bring about the rise of Lucifer. (ie Satan) Must be willing to do all styles of sexual positions, except Missionary. That is the Lord's Way, and we will have none of that. Besides, if we do it Missionary, Satan gets angry and a kitten dies. I like kittens. Must be into anal. For that is Satan's Alley. Must like blow jobs (Swallowing Lucifer's Gravy) and Hand Jobs (Milking the Evil Goat) Must be into slight S&M (Safe word: Pink Sock) Must be into erotic and evil costumes and lingerie. Leather Thongs, spikes, boots, black and evil bras that accentuate your bosom, Boba Fett costumes. Must be willing to deep throat. (So that my satanic appendage will be closer to your black soul) Must be into strap-ons so that I may feel the "Power of Beezlebub" coursing thru my lower intestines. The perfect encounter will be this: Meeting you at one of our local eatery's. Plying you with ample alcoholic libations. Enjoying a nice piece of animal flesh. Tipping the waiter only 10% instead of 15 to 20% (Because we are EVIL!) Taking you back to my lair. Removing your Gothic Garb, laying you roughly upon my "Sacrifice Altar" (Twin size futon), and promptly begin to nibble on your Satanic Slit. (Please shave before the ritual, as it's hard to be evil when you got pubes stuck in your fillings) Whence you are all moist with the Power of The Dark Lord's Juices, I will remove my cape and trousers and proceed to fill you with the Sceptre of His Infernal Majesty. You will writhe in pleasure so deep, it will call forth the Evil One himself! After 4 to 7 minutes of the most intense sexual experience of your God Fearing life, we will perform a Satanic Snuggle, until you gently fall asleep in my powerful arms. If this taps into the Primordial Jelly you have buried deep down in your Dark Soul, then contact me and we will make beautiful, agonizing "love" together. We will combine our desires and perform rituals so evil, it will awaken the Evil Ancient One from His Firey Nap! He will spill forth from the Bowels of Hell like so much premature Satanic Ejaculate!! Hails to the Evil One!! |
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I'm not gay, I just want to boogy to some Marvin. Guest - Member - Proud - Elite - Proud - Experienced - Member - Proud - Elite - Events - Honorable - Guest - Ex-TLP - Special Guest - Honorable - Banned - Guest - Member - Proud - Experienced - Honorable - Guest - Honorable - Guest - Honorable - Elder ![]() (00:23:12) <+Tofu_Pirate> Always imagined Kitsym as a turtle | |
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| IBROX | Oct 23 2009, 06:12:41 PM Post #30 |
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Since it's a Saturday, I'll likely be out clubbing. |
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| Gameboy® | Oct 24 2009, 02:31:50 AM Post #31 |
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SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
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Probably playing some xbox and eating candy like a goddamn boss. |
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| qq mauler qq | Oct 28 2009, 04:58:15 PM Post #32 |
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easy |
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| timmmmmm | Oct 28 2009, 11:41:55 PM Post #33 |
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hello |
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| Subaruspeed | Oct 28 2009, 11:48:31 PM Post #34 |
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2011 wrx
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me and viet dennis r gunna trick or treat together irl rofl!~~ |
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| Viet | Oct 29 2009, 12:15:22 AM Post #35 |
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Agile Pure
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trick r treating with tomlaid@@@@@@@ |
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| AK47z | Oct 29 2009, 12:32:56 AM Post #36 |
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dance |
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| Brice|F4llen | Oct 29 2009, 01:08:26 AM Post #37 |
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Be the man
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teenaged angst |
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