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Jokes thread
Topic Started: Apr 13 2010, 10:49:38 AM (178 Views)
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Everyone post a joke, try to not to post dupes

I'll start off -

What's the difference between E.T and a a black person?

E.T brought his own bike, came alone and wants to go back home.
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Why was a Hellan Keller a bad driver?


shes a women
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Quit :D

Xbl Nick
Apr 13 2010, 10:51 AM
Why was a Hellan Keller a bad driver?


shes a women

u told a funny

on topic:

Knock knock?
whos there?
me i kill you.
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fix your teeth faggot

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police

police who?

police stop telling me these terrible jokes!
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Apr 13 2010, 10:57 AM
knock konck

police

police who?

police stop telling me these terrible jokes!

WHY IS THERE NO FACEPALM EMOTE?!
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These are jokes. These are not to be taken seriously. I in no way want to induce hatred.


How many Jews can a Volkswagen hold?

- 3 in the back, 2 in the front and six million in the ash tray.


What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?

- Boy scouts come home from camps.



Damn I'm funny. Those are the only two jokes I remember.

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How do hedgehogs have sex?

Carefully
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B O N E S


whats the difference between a native and a table

the table can support a family

o?
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Fire
Apr 13 2010, 02:36 PM
These are jokes. These are not to be taken seriously. I in no way want to induce hatred.


How many Jews can a Volkswagen hold?

- 3 in the back, 2 in the front and six million in the ash tray.


What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?

- Boy scouts come home from camps.



Damn I'm funny. Those are the only two jokes I remember.

fuck u. not funny
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Fire
Apr 13 2010, 02:36 PM
These are jokes. These are not to be taken seriously. I in no way want to induce hatred.


How many Jews can a Volkswagen hold?

- 3 in the back, 2 in the front and six million in the ash tray.


What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?

- Boy scouts come home from camps.



Damn I'm funny. Those are the only two jokes I remember.

lmfao, jews and niggers, funny people indeed
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Apr 13 2010, 06:42 PM
Fire
Apr 13 2010, 02:36 PM
These are jokes. These are not to be taken seriously. I in no way want to induce hatred.


How many Jews can a Volkswagen hold?

- 3 in the back, 2 in the front and six million in the ash tray.


What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?

- Boy scouts come home from camps.



Damn I'm funny. Those are the only two jokes I remember.

fuck u. not funny

Not my fault you have a bad sense of humour. :smokin:

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B O N E S
Apr 13 2010, 06:30 PM
whats the difference between a native and a table

the table can support a family

o?

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B O N E S
Apr 13 2010, 06:30 PM
whats the difference between a native and a table

the table can support a family

o?

Indian* Not native.
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Zukei
Apr 13 2010, 01:32 PM
sean|nooby4life19
Apr 13 2010, 10:57 AM
knock konck

police

police who?

police stop telling me these terrible jokes!

WHY IS THERE NO FACEPALM EMOTE?!

:facepalm:

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N-ggas can’t f-ck with me, Virgin Mary
Go ahead make my day, dirty Harry
Weezy, f-ck the World pop ya cherry
Everybody pushing but I don’t fall back
and everybody looking but blind to the fact
The clock on the wall say it’s time for some action
Now you can take that to the bank and cash in
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It’s them or me
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So a black guy goes into a bar with his parrot on his left shoulder...



Bartender asks "Where'd ya get that"




In africa....said the parrot.
You said you was king,
you lied through your teeth
For that fuck your feelings,
instead of getting crowned
you're getting capped.

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Meme's successful reign as HC. But at what cost? The following have followed an early retirement because of this evil mole or have even banned!

ug0tservd Ever Big alex69 Tim Novo Bowdown _Kitsym_ Jason Finnald Obese b4u ....and many more

It will get leader one day. And only you the members of TLP can prevent it from happening. Do what's right. Vote for K2P in 2012.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

two, but don't ask me how they got in there.



A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.

The bear turns to the rabbit and says "excuse me, but do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit says "no"...

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
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Apr 13 2010, 06:46 PM
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

two, but don't ask me how they got in there.



A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.

The bear turns to the rabbit and says "excuse me, but do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit says "no"...

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

too early to be drunk

ninja whats the deal?
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Fire
Apr 13 2010, 02:36 PM
These are jokes. These are not to be taken seriously. I in no way want to induce hatred.


How many Jews can a Volkswagen hold?

- 3 in the back, 2 in the front and six million in the ash tray.


What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?

- Boy scouts come home from camps.



Damn I'm funny. Those are the only two jokes I remember.

lmfao
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