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Cory; La Quay
Topic Started: Jul 9 2010, 04:24:46 PM (62 Views)
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WuD fan.

Me and my friend Jonny, who's pretty much the heart and sole of the most amazing local group spent the night with A Skylit Drive in a Motel 6.

First of all,

Fuck Motel 6.

Don't do it.

Upgrade to Sleepyside or some shit.

Second,

The drummer for A Skylit Drive is a FAGGOT.

I've got nothing against gays, he's a good guy, he makes me laugh, but he's also a lightweight and he seriously was trying to get me and Jonny to make out with him.

Sitting in the venue waiting for some girls to get there, he turns to me and Jonny. "I want to get ffcuked up toniiiiiight." Jonny and I are telling him he's already fucked up, he staggers up and shakes me by the shoulders "I wannna get MORE fuck ed UPP"

The girls get there and he's like "I wonder which way I should go tonight, I usually do boys 3 days of the week and girls 3 days of the week and the last day is in the air" And this girl I know, who I love a lot more now, said "No it's boys 7 days of the week"

Meanwhile Jag's doing his own thing, the guitarist is just like "My name is Nick, suck my dick" and the keyboardist that nobody remembers is trying to get a bunch of girls to come with him to his car, I wanted to see this and he drives a fucking Mini Cooper, which makes sense because he would drive a faggy car like that.

Tl;dr, the drummer for A Skylit Drive tried to rape me and my friend in the shittiest hotel I've ever been in.

And about to get unholy book on my pure. Fuck yeah.

So I've been gone a while. What's up?
Jebus
Sep 23 2009, 01:46 PM
I wont even close this, this is fucking hilarious. Fuck the rules.

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King Koer Jr
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clearly.
You said you was king,
you lied through your teeth
For that fuck your feelings,
instead of getting crowned
you're getting capped.

Xbl Nick

Meme's successful reign as HC. But at what cost? The following have followed an early retirement because of this evil mole or have even banned!

ug0tservd Ever Big alex69 Tim Novo Bowdown _Kitsym_ Jason Finnald Obese b4u ....and many more

It will get leader one day. And only you the members of TLP can prevent it from happening. Do what's right. Vote for K2P in 2012.
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Stay perfect, just for me.

I was expecting much more.

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Sir Janis
no im not

weak story
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Ty Null <3. Much love.
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TotalyNectar
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Nawmsayin?

tldr was enough, made me expect something a lot cooler.
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Big Alex 67
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i agree

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