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Thomas Insaniac for Minister of Defense
Topic Started: Apr 2 2013, 10:34 PM (154 Views)
Thomas Insaniac
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I was planning on telling you why you should vote for me, but instead, I'll just pointlessly attack the other candidates. Kogvuron is a dirty defender, in a cahoots with the United Defenders League, do you know what is another word for defender? It's "big meanie poopy face child killer", ignore the fact that's six words. Kogvuron was a former Secretary of Defense in the British isles, where he did nothing, except force me to go get him Tea. Do you really want someone who drinks tea as your Minister of Defense? He also lies about everything, so trust nothing he says. He also can't be bribed for one steam game, he requires actual money, which is crazy, amirite?

ErasmoGnome is another person who isn't a raider, as of such, he must be shunned; until he becomes a raider. He is also a hamster. Do you really want a hamster as your Minister of Defense?

Do the right things kids, don't vote for those terrible people, who hate the region, vote for Thomas Insaniac.

Remember, I can be bribed for only one steam game, and know how to CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

The asshole who made the rules said I can't slander or defame others, so I should mention none of this is true.
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ErasmoGnome
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How did you find out I was a hamster! I believe my hamster-dom should not affect my candidacy. Furthermore, I condemn your racism towards the hamster race. You will be receiving a strongly worded letter soon.
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Kogvuron

Tea is good though!
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