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| pokajabba | Mar 4 2015, 05:58:38 PM Post #3761 |
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| T-Unit | Mar 4 2015, 06:44:35 PM Post #3762 |
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I've never fantasized about a male professional wrestler before, but I will say that John Morrison had the most well defined core I've ever seen. Like, whenever I saw him on TV, I was really self conscious about taking my shirt off for the next couple days. |
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| pokajabba | Mar 4 2015, 07:09:50 PM Post #3763 |
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I bet you can't guess which wrestler I fantasise about on a daily basis.  ... Hmmm, maybe I belong in the ''Creep you out'' thread. 
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| Pure | Mar 4 2015, 07:34:13 PM Post #3764 |
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| Static | Mar 4 2015, 07:34:32 PM Post #3765 |
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| pokajabba | Mar 4 2015, 07:37:41 PM Post #3766 |
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| pokajabba | Mar 4 2015, 08:10:06 PM Post #3767 |
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 Popular WWE tag-team The Usos issued a statement today confirming widespread rumors that they are actually just former WWE superstar Umaga split in half vertically. “Jimmy and I apologize for any confusion regarding our true identity,” wrote Jey Uso in the statement published on the official World Wrestling Entertainment website. Details are unclear about how, exactly, Umaga became split in half, especially since the so-called Samoan Bulldozer passed away in 2009. In retrospect, however, many wrestling pundits admit that it makes perfect sense, given that the Usos began making waves in the wrestling industry very shortly after Umaga disappeared from the spotlight. “The resemblance is uncanny,” wrote wrestling journalist Dave Meltzer. “I mean, it should be medically impossible, but there’s no denying the evidence that Umaga was actually two Usos glued together.” The Usos said they will adjust their trademark call-and-response routine to reflect their true identity: “When we say Uma, y’all say Gaaaa!” Only one person in WWE claims to have known the Usos’ true identity all along: “I always knew they were Youmanga,” said William Regal. |
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| TGM | Mar 4 2015, 10:11:44 PM Post #3768 |
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Want proof that unquestionably discredits that theory? Umaga actually had talent, where as the Usos aren't in possession of even half his capabilities.
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| pokajabba | Mar 4 2015, 10:17:08 PM Post #3769 |
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^I think TGM has made an outstanding point. Consider the post debunked. 
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| Fromage | Mar 4 2015, 10:18:11 PM Post #3770 |
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Maybe they just need to attack more with their thumbs. |
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| TGM | Mar 4 2015, 10:35:41 PM Post #3771 |
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That won't do it. Umaga has more talent in a single thumb than the both of them posses in their entire being.
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| pokajabba | Mar 4 2015, 10:40:25 PM Post #3772 |
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I had my suspicions for a while anyway... but still, congrats to them. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| TGM | Mar 4 2015, 10:42:28 PM Post #3773 |
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And yes, has, not had. Even in his present state, he's still a better wrestler than the freaking Usos. |
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| pokajabba | Mar 4 2015, 10:44:43 PM Post #3774 |
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Something tells me that TGM thinks very highly of Umaga; and may, I repeat, may dislike The Usos. 
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| TGM | Mar 4 2015, 10:54:21 PM Post #3775 |
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Umaga was fucking incredible. Damn shame we lost him when he did, and such a waste that they din't do more with him when they had the chance. RIP Umaga. 
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| pokajabba | Mar 4 2015, 11:00:30 PM Post #3776 |
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Umaga was/is pretty awesome. I believe that John Cena vs. Umaga (Royal Rumble 2007) happens to be one of the most criminally underrated WWE matches out there. It's just a shame he wasn't given more of an opportunity to work in high profile bouts during his time with the company. *sigh* R.I.P. -- Umaga |
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| Deleted User | Mar 4 2015, 11:27:09 PM Post #3777 |
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I did like Armando as Umaga's manager. |
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| pokajabba | Mar 5 2015, 11:18:16 AM Post #3778 |
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Triple H recently spoke with MensFitness.com. Below are some highlights from his interview. On what he feels makes WWE Superstars stand out compared to other athletes from other sports: ''I think the well-roundedness. Charisma, quick wit, the ability to perform in front of tens of thousands but also one or two. Our athletes are very well rounded and some of the best in the world physically, and they also have to have the ability to improvise and do theater at the same time. It's like playing football and doing Shakespeare at the same time. I think that's a rare combination. It's a broader skillset. Also, with all these other sports, they want the athletes to be a cog in the wheel. With WWE, we want you to be larger than life. The bigger your brand is the bigger ours is.'' On something he's done in his career that helped sports entertainment transcend: ''One of the cool things for me is growing up as a gym rat and then being on the cover of Flex and Muscle&Fitness and to be representing fitness and health. That was me transcending the WWE world. One of the things I love most about doing a signing is when somebody comes up to me and says they were inspired to lose 100 pounds, or says, ''You're why I went to the gym in the first place.'' That means a lot to me. When you can alter someone's life in a positive way, that's huge. That's one of the things I'm looking forward to most about this Arnold [Sports Festival] weekend. I want to talk to Arnold about health and fitness and how can he and I and my wife work together to affect the world. I brought it up to him a while ago—when he was on the President's Council on Physical Fitness, everybody knew about it and was striving to do these physical challenges. I feel like that's all been lost and no one is representing that anymore. As many people work out as ever, or maybe more so, but there's not that front line where kids today are getting it and making working out fun.'' On his favorite moment in his career: ''I've had a long career. I had a series of matches with Mick Foley in 2000 which was a big turning point in my career. Then, coming back from my quad injury in 2001, a lot of people were saying my career was over. A few years ago I wrestled the Undertaker at Wrestlemania with Shawn Michaels as guest referee. That was sort of a symbol of the end of the Attitude Era and our generation. There's a moment where the three of us are standing together that I'll never forget.'' |
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| pokajabba | Mar 5 2015, 11:29:11 AM Post #3779 |
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Mikey Whipwreck was recently interviewed by Pro Wrestling Illustrated. These were some highlights: On still wrestling at age 41: ''I feel it before I even get through the curtain. But they say it about 'Taker, too. On a much, much smaller scale, they say I'm like Yoda. I can barely move. But when the music hits and it's time to go to the ring, something just clicks in the brain. The adrenaline kicks in. The endorphins kick in . . . Some of the bumps hurt more than they used to. I took a tackle bump last month and it was like I got hit by a damn bus. But then I take a sidewalk slam or something big off the top rope, and it's fine.'' On Roman Reigns: ''He doesn't have the experience that the other guys have. And he doesn't know how to protect himself—not physically, but protect his character and how it comes across. He also doesn't have the stroke to put his own spin on his character. I've heard him talk and do interviews, not on TV, but candid interviews. He's very well-spoken. He's really good. I just think when he was in The Shield and got over, he didn't really talk. He was the ass-kicker. Now you have him out here talking and kind of trying to be like John Cena. And there's nothing wrong with John Cena, but he's very polarizing. You've got the guys that hate him and the kind and girls who love him. And that's the kind of boat you're going to get in with Roman Reigns. The smart people see he's just not ready yet. They didn't get him over. He was picked.'' On his career highlights: ''The part now that everybody talks about is, 'You pinned Steve Austin.' That's what I get. Yeah, being champion was cool. For me, at the time, it was mind-blowing. I though it was the greatest thing ever. But I pinned Steve Austin. That's the one that really did it.'' On Paul Heyman's current run in WWE: ''I love it . . . When he comes on, it seems legit, like he's really talking the truth. Yes, he's in a wrestling character. But it really seems like he's head and shoulders above everybody else. It's super entertaining . . . It almost exposes everybody else. He's pretty much had this same character since nineteen eighty-whatever. And he's had a chance to master it. He's just super good at it. He just takes his real personality and amps it up. And that's what everybody says to do. You take a guy like Roman Reigns' real personality—nobody knows what it is. So we don't know what they're amping up.'' On his relationship with Paul Heyman: ''Without Paul Heyman, there'd be no me. Did he lie to me? Did he ever screw me over? No. Did the company owe me money? Yes. But, I knew we weren't getting paid, and I made the decision to go to work every day. When I needed a break physically and I wanted to make some money and I went to WCW, he didn't give me his blessing in WCW. But when I was fed up in WCW, he brought me back and gave me a really decent push after I was back a couple months with the Network and Tajiri. So what can I say? The guys what really hate him and still bury him and complain, it's like, 'It was 15 years ago. Get over it.'' |
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| Oaty | Mar 5 2015, 11:33:38 AM Post #3780 |
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I would like it if WWE brought back some guys they dropped the ball with and gave them one more chance. Mr Kennedy, anyone? |
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