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| pokajabba | May 6 2015, 11:49:53 AM Post #4681 |
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 After more than a decade of producing patriotic annual “Tribute to the Troops” programs to honor the brave men and women of the Armed Forces, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has drawn widespread criticism by announcing this year’s broadcast will be called “Screw the Troops.” Just like the nefarious villains that comprise roughly half of the WWE roster, the company itself has “turned heel” with the announcement — reportedly an attempt to attract an edgier, angrier demographic. A poster for the upcoming program bears the image of the Iron Sheik, accompanied by the slogan: “Iran Number One! USA, Ach-Tooie!” Most fans and wrestling pundits are shocked by the news, given that WWE is usually rife with jingoistic cheerleading of the American military, fuelled by the fiercely patriotic Vince McMahon. Matches already announced for the December 25 program include Rusev versus John Cena, Muhammad Hassan and Daivari versus Jack Swagger and Corporal Kirchner, and several Iraqi Scud Missiles versus Hulk Hogan. Large groups of justifiably outraged Americans are demanding a boycott of the program, insisting that it is almost as offensive as the majority of storylines during WWE’s Attitude Era. |
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| pokajabba | May 6 2015, 11:51:20 AM Post #4682 |
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| Fromage | May 6 2015, 04:16:06 PM Post #4683 |
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lulz, why are internet fans always portrayed as the small, dorky, and non-vagina getting type? |
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| pokajabba | May 6 2015, 04:54:54 PM Post #4684 |
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Aren't most people using the internet today anyway? Like, I'm sure it's pretty difficult to find somebody who's passionate about a specific subject that hasn't used the internet to express themselves before. In which case, he's calling practically everyone a virgin. |
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| T-Unit | May 6 2015, 05:01:37 PM Post #4685 |
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My money is on the SCUD missles against Hogan. Hogan couldn't survive being shot with a rubber band. |
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| pokajabba | May 7 2015, 08:45:29 AM Post #4686 |
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Former NXT Champion Sami Zayn’s match with WWE U.S. Champion John Cena was laid out this week to include Bret Hart’s involvement, as we all saw on RAW on Monday night, however things didn’t quite go as planned from there. The plan was for Zayn to lose but in the process, get over as a big star in front of an audience in Montreal that WWE was sure he would get a huge reaction. What’s interesting is that this was not apparently going to be Zayn’s official full-time debut on the main WWE roster, even though he was originally scheduled to wrestle on SmackDown again this week. Due to the injury he sustained at RAW, SmackDown this week had to be re-written to discluse him. While there’s still no definitive word regarding the specifics of the injury, reports from those close to the situation have described it as “serious.” There was talk in the locker room on Tuesday night at the SmackDown television tapings that Zayn would be out of action for a few months. Others claimed WWE had not yet received a report from the doctor yet, so it could be anything. If Zayn is going to be out of action for a few months, WWE would have to cancel his match against NXT Champion Kevin Owens at the NXT Takeover: Unstoppable special on May 20th. With Zayn out of the picture, if that turns out to be the case, the leading candidates for his replacement in the match with Owens would likely be Finn Balor or Hideo Itami vs. Tyler Breeze in a number one contender match, with the winner of that buot earning the shot at Owens. Source: http://www.sescoops.com/sami-zayn-out-for-months-wwe-forced-to-change-smackdown-nxt-takeover-main-event/ |
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| pokajabba | May 7 2015, 08:47:11 AM Post #4687 |
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Samoa Joe was Jim Ross’ guest on this week’s Ross Report podcast, available now at PodcastOne.com. Joe spoke to JR about a variety of topics, including the possibility of getting back in the ring with some of his old rivals, including AJ Styles, Christopher Daniel and CM Punk. When asked about Punk, Samoa Joe said Punk’s desire to get back in the ring is much stronger than than he’s let on since his abrupt departure form WWE late last year. Joe said: “You know, Punk. For everything it is we’ve still… I know he very much wants to have one last one, one last go. I’m sure he’d love for it to be 100 minutes or 90 minutes but we’ll see how that goes.” Joe and Punk had a legendary feud back in Ring of Honor a decade ago. While the chances of Punk ever returning to WWE seem like a long shot at best, these are some interesting comments from Punk’s longtime friend. Source: http://www.sescoops.com/samoa-joe-says-cm-punk-very-much-wants-to-have-one-last-go-in-pro-wrestling/ |
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| pokajabba | May 7 2015, 09:14:44 AM Post #4688 |
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Apparently he wrestled three bears...  Spoiler: click to toggle
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| Oaty | May 7 2015, 03:24:44 PM Post #4689 |
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| pokajabba | May 7 2015, 03:37:06 PM Post #4690 |
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Vince Russo trashed this past Monday's episode of RAW in a new blog entry today. Russo mentioned that fans only enjoyed the show because they wanted to "mark out" for Sami Zayn. Here is an excerpt of what he wrote: "Everybody is running to the defense of the WWE, claiming that RAW was a great show on Monday night. WHY was it great in their opinion? Simply because an NXT wrestler that they all mark out for, Sami Zayn, made his surprise appearance on the WWE's premiere show. I can only imagine when Sami got introduced by Bret Hart and came out as a surprise through the RAW entrance—to the Internet Wrestling Community is was the equivalent of Jesus himself showing up unannounced at the Sea of Galilee. But to the casual wrestling fan—nobody cared—to them this was a jobber and nothing more–so they indeed turned back to hoops. RAW is a television show and Sami Zayn is NOT a television star—nor—will he be anytime soon. Sami is an exceptional wrestler on a wrestling show, and the only people who care about him are those die hard wrestling fans who are looking for 5-star matches that the massive don't give a !@#$% about." Source: NoDQ.com |
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| Oaty | May 7 2015, 03:46:17 PM Post #4691 |
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The live audience were on fire, and Mr Russo should be reminded that it's not just casual fans dropping like flies - the hardcore fans can't stick any further Reigns nonsense. Sami is a proven guy who has the it factor. |
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| T-Unit | May 7 2015, 05:35:56 PM Post #4692 |
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Punk's passion is wrestling, it's his greatest asset and enemy. He cares too much about the quality of his work that he'll shut down when he's told he can't go over certain people, get the main event push, or perform a certain way. It's just fact you can't always get what you want, but looking back at how Punk was booked during late 2011 and late 2013, I don't blame him for frustrations when he was clearly the next big star for the company. Punk's in exile, much like myself with my first company. We'd both rather be in those companies under different circumstances, but it's just not the case. For Punk to go back to WWE, the entire McMahon family short of Shane and Linda would have to drop dead. For myself, a certain Clique would have to be shown for what they are and shit canned, but neither of those things are likely to happen. So, in the meantime, Punk and I will just make do with something else that's fairly interesting, resume building, and well paying. |
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| T-Unit | May 7 2015, 05:53:21 PM Post #4693 |
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^ And this is why I have a lot of admiration and respect for Punk. Even in completely different fields of work, we've both had similar negative experiences. |
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| pokajabba | May 7 2015, 06:03:03 PM Post #4694 |
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What would happen if you attempted to eat like The Rock for a day? Sean Evans of Complex.com was recently dared by a co-worker to attempt The Rock’s diet and now has a newfound respect for the nutrition that goes into developing and maintaining The Rock’s 260-pound chiseled physique. Here’s Evan’s recap of the experience (via YouTube): “Now, I’m no world class athlete. But, compared to the other chain smoking Internet bloggers in the Time & Life building, I’m Bo Jackson. I’m not saying that to brag. I’m saying that to explain how/why I was pegged to live a day as The Rock and how/why I failed so miserably. Each meal (and there were SEVEN of them) weighed as much as a Range Rover tire. I’d be forking food into my mouth for five straight minutes, and the plate would look exactly as it did when it was put in front of me. Eating became as psychologically taxing as it was physically painful, but—as someone who can eat a whole frozen pizza like it’s nothing—the volume of food isn’t what derailed me. You see, not only does The Rock eat A LOT of food, but everything he eats tastes like butt. When Complex asked me to do this project, I kept my aversion to fish a secret which in retrospect was probably a mistake. The Rock eats three pounds of cod on the daily. While I might’ve been able to wolf down one eight ounce filet Fear Factor-style, it was the featured entree in almost every meal. I knew by 10 a.m. that it was going to be a long, shitty day. I was constantly dreading the next meal, which had as much to do with hating the food as it did with being ridiculously full. Ultimately, I failed to complete The Rock Challenge, but quite frankly it was fool’s errand from the jump. I still wear size 30 jeans like I’m a sophomore in high school. Dwayne Johnson, on the other hand, weighs close to 300 pounds and has a body that burns fuel like a furnace. Yet, for whatever reason (probably to make me puke on Internet TV), we didn’t compromise the diet a single calorie. I walk away with a newfound respect for Johnson. He’s an athlete-turned-professional wrestling icon-turned box office draw, and, at 43 years old, still wakes up at 4 a.m. so he can mainline sweet potatoes and flip monster truck tires. That sort of career path doesn’t happen unless you have something freakish driving you. If it took you a 20-something media guy hurling in his office bathroom to prove that, then you’re welcome, I guess.” Source: http://www.sescoops.com/video-regular-guy-attempts-the-rocks-insane-diet-plan/ |
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| Oaty | May 7 2015, 06:12:58 PM Post #4695 |
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I always think that Sean O'Haire was perhaps WWE's biggest dropped ball ever. That is a ball that can never be picked up again. 
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| Fromage | May 7 2015, 07:29:43 PM Post #4696 |
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Cause he's dead? Also, I expect Poka to argue that Mordecai was the biggest ball dropped. |
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| pokajabba | May 7 2015, 07:38:58 PM Post #4697 |
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I'm more of a Simon Dean kind of guy. 
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| Pure | May 7 2015, 08:49:35 PM Post #4698 |
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| T-Unit | May 7 2015, 09:07:10 PM Post #4699 |
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Yeah... Owen could have been more than a mid card comedy act when he died. He could have been the top heel in the company instead of Triple H. In fact, Triple H probably sabotaged the equipment that failed with Owen's stunt. So, Triple H could literally be a cerebral assassin. EDIT: In fact, didn't they start calling Triple H that after Owen died? Edited by T-Unit, May 7 2015, 09:08:10 PM.
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| pokajabba | May 7 2015, 09:24:45 PM Post #4700 |
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