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Obama and Mccain both fucking suck
Topic Started: Oct 29 2008, 09:19 PM (903 Views)
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Mccain is a war hero because got thrown into a box by tojos and Obama is a revolutionary because he is a black man that wears a suit and speaks proper English.

*sigh* My country is full of idiots... :headshake:
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Why'd you think we dropped it like a breech birth mutated baby? :P
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Am I glad I don't live in the US.
Dig up the founder of the company, wrap him in copper wire, replace the tombstone with a magnet.
With any luck, our business practices will make him spin in his grave, and generate electricity.
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Oct 29 2008, 09:19 PM
*sigh* My country is full of idiots... :headshake:
I agree!
Octavián - "BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!!"

I luv you bruv!!!
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The weird thing is that I watched Obama on Jon Stewart and actually had the thought "This guy might not be so bad after all..."

My head is still soar from when I whacked it up against the end table repeatedly for thought-purging purposes.
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lolobama
lolmccain
lolwut?
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so, what happens next?
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Dominion
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one of them gets elected and then we kill you
lolwut?
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Here are my ultimate plans:

If Obama Gets Elected
1) Hire a hitman to kill Obama
2) Hire a hitman or even bother to DIY to kill Biden
3) Hope for a Republican future

If McCain Gets Elected
1) Hire a hitman to kill McCain
2) Watch and laugh as Sarah Palin becomes president

If Ralph Nader Gets Elected
1) Laugh my ass off
Edited by Emperor_Jackal, Nov 4 2008, 10:13 AM.
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Numemon ruined my sig. Face it.
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TIMMEH!
Emperor_Jackal
Nov 4 2008, 10:13 AM
2) Watch and laugh as Sarah Palin becomes president
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Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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SARAH SARAH SARAH!!!

Half of the rest of the world already stereotype all Americans as Sarah Palin, so the presidential transition on the international stage would be easy.
Octavián - "BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!!"

I luv you bruv!!!
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I would like to watch the movie "Nailin' Paylin". It sounds awesome.
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PFLQf3hM8Vw&feature=related

dizzee Rascal 4 PM?
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Both suck ass, but at least Palin is hot.
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