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Topic Started: Mar 8 2010, 05:31 PM (313 Views)
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Inside an old, rusty El Dorado, Vincent Harwell waited, gun in hand, pizza on dashboard, large fountain drink in other hand. The cup was filled with a mixture of Coca-Cola, Seagram's whiskey, and melted ice cubes. He had been there all night, sipping it diligently, watching his target from afar. You see, like most guys named Vincent, Mr. Harwell kills things for a living. With such a badass name, it was inevitable, am I right? But what kind of things, you ask? People? Animals? Miscellaneous insects? No, none of that pussy shit. Vincent is on a whole 'nother level. This motherfucker hunts minotaurs in the streets of Miami. And let me tell you, son. Business is booming!

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The MCDCM (Minotaur Control Division of Controlling Minotaurs) calls this one "Tyrone" and lists him as a code 74N threat, making him slightly more dangerous than rubbing your genitals on an electrical outlet. He had a very dark brown coloration and was adorned in clothing much larger than necessary. These were obviously the garments of a recent victim. He had but one patch of curly, black hair atop his head and before you ask, no. There weren't any horns. Minotaurs do not have horns, you drooling imbecile. The bull-like appearance associated with the species is nothing more than a product of Miotaurian media created to draw attention away from their evil-doings. In actuality, minotaurs are just like regular people, aside from the fact that they are minotaurs.
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Wut dat nigga is a MINOTAUR????
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