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WUT Domination; An Eternal Struggle for Space on a JPG
Topic Started: Mar 23 2010, 12:39 PM (1,585 Views)
Uranium235
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Spring 2010 (Starting season, claiming of territory)

Current Players
Rant - Great White North (countries being worked out)
Rancid Taint - Zombie Federation of Niggers (Nigeria, Niger, Chad and Cambodia)
Cactus - Pirate Federation of the Caribbeans (Cuba and outlying Caribbean islands)
Parrots - Parrotopia (CSA and half of mexico)
Spam - NESAA (Colombia, Ecuador, Peru and Venezuela)
Roberto - Federation of European States (France, Switzerland, Italy, Spain)
Person - ?? (UK and Ireland)

Top 3 Economies


Top 3 Militarys


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Edited by Uranium235, Mar 25 2010, 12:26 PM.
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Uranium235
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For starting: One may choose either 4 bordering small nations or one large nation. Statistics for those nations will then be found (probably using the FBI database on countries or whatever) and used for a baseline. The only nations which cannot be chosen are superpowers (unless two of you wish for there to be a civil war in the superpower, one of you taking one side, the other taking the other). If these general selection rules dont quite make sense, PM me and I will explain them better.

Seasons
Fall - New units may be purchased, research may be done, essentially any national expense may be done.
Winter - Nothing special, srsly go make snowmen or something.
Spring - Nations gain their income.
Summer - Nothing special, srsly go make sandmen or something.

During each season, a nation may move its military, collect resources, offer to sell, sell, etc. They may do anything that is not producing for the military or starting research.

Governments
Any type of government is allowed, if you want fascism, go for it, if you want a theocracy, go for it. But expect your citizens and those of other nations to react accordingly.

Militaries
They will have upkeep, to which I will inform you just how much that is. Battles are to be decided by me, the mechanics of which I am going to keep private so that no one can game them. Observe results and base around what you think they are to be.

Economies
Each nation will have its own GDP to represent its own economy. It is up to the players how far they wish to take this (if interested in stocks and investment I can create that).

Union of Unaligned Nations
This shall be played by me. Consider this like the UN. Yes the name is supposed to be ironic.



tbh, these are all extremely lax rules. All disputes over them will be settled by me. I can alter the rules and add on more, if you have suggestions go to the OOC thread and let me know and I will see what I can whip up.
Edited by Uranium235, Mar 23 2010, 03:11 PM.
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After the cold war the caribbean and more importantly, Cuba, became unnoticed in current world events. The tropical islands sat by as the rest of the world went about it's business. People didn't even start to take notice when Cactus Chewerro, the leader of a group of pirates, started to raid ships as they came near the Caribbean.

The raiding continued and they became a larger force, and kept getting larger as they forced other caribbeans to join their group. Then, as the current El Presidente was travelling to a different island, Cactus Chewerro made a daring move without even knowing it. He boarded the ship in search of regular booty, rum and many women. When he found El Presidente on board, he was at a crossroads. He thought for a bit on what he should do, he knew that if he took El Presidente hostage, all of the caribbean would be looking for him. Then, an idea came to him. He threatened El Presidente and got what he wanted. He was now El Presidente Cactus Chewerro.

He quickly began to reform Cuba into a Totalitarian state. Mass unemployment was occurring as immigrants from Mexico went to work in the rum factories of the Caribbean. Cactus Chewerro had hated Mexicans for years, they were the reason he had to resort to being a pirate. He quickly took action, he had Mexicans all over Cuba fired from their jobs. This got him considerable favour and soon all of the Caribbean started to become his as they pleaded for him to rid them of the Mexican menace.

With all the Caribbean in his control, he set about renaming it into a federation which would be feared by all. The Pirate Federation of the Caribbean.

News spread quickly of this new federation and soon, a reporter came to his office. The reporter questioned him on all his actions, and she asked about his hate for Mexicans. He gazed out of his window as the sun sank into the blue ocean ahead of him, he let out a sigh and watched his mighty navy of pirates all come home from their mexican free jobs to their wives and children. He turned around and uttered words which would be felt by the world and echo through years to come.


"They took our jobs."

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Or worse, expelled.
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I'll take the confederate states of America and the adjoining half of Mexico, please. Wrap them up to go?

We the people of Parrotopia are a hive-minded folk, controlled by a sentient strain of rabies. We are more than willing to sacrifice the individual for the greater good of the hive and it is federal law that we do not take no for an answer. We use a special type of gold-laced cracker as currency. The recipe is top secret and nearly impossible to counterfeit. Also, we don't consume any power during the summer due to hurricane damage.
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I take Nigeria, Niger, Chad and Cambodia and create the Zombie Federation of Niggers. Its anarchy in the African Nations. After an outbreak of the Super Rabies, all white people are shitting bricks.
"Zombie niggers? Oh shit, we be fucked, they all ready can steal our shit, but now they be eating us too? And Dey faster den evah? Oh, SHIT, dat nigger just ate a fucking Cheetah in mid-fucking-stride!!! AND DEY STILL EAT FRIED CHICKEN, WATERMELON AND GRAPE COOL-AID??!!! GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!!!"
All predominately white nations look on in horror as the Ziggers, as they are now referred to, not only steal their tvs, rape their daughters, but eat their daughters too. Notice there was no out after the eat, so its not a good thing, is very bad. They then proceeded to dominate at the Summer Olympics, whether it be from their actual speed and strength or the devouring of the opposition is debated. A KFC cashier is now rated the most dangerous job in the world, just ahead of Watermelon farmer and Cool-Aid stand operator. What will the world do to quell the Zigger threat?
Edited by Rancid Taint, Mar 24 2010, 12:21 AM.
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria! -Peter Venkman
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Is there no edit button here? Well, anyways:

The UK parliament was overthrown by a military coup and Ireland was invaded and conquered fairly quickly. The government is a benevolent dictatorship, but with a democratic element in that the people elect people to advise me. Though I get final say in what happens, they are strictly advisors. We have a problem with Irish nationalism and terrorism. Education is towards integration however, and things are anticipated to improve. So far the regime is new, and everything is pretty much as it was.
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Uranium235
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(I need to update the map again, registration for the game is now closed until next year of the game, at which point, new members may join as members of one of the current countries and be considered like a vice president or general)

(also, those of you who have not rped your posts, please do so, look at Cactus and Rancid for examples, also also, spam, I think I deleted your post on accident)
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omfgitsroberto
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As immigrants continued to flow into Western Europe, the people that lived their began to turn to their leaders for help. With every election came the decline of democracy in Western Europe. The fear of immigration soon turned to hatred. People began to give up their rights to protect their borders, and their way of life.

These governments began to talk, the nations began to act as one, and soon, became it. This merger between State and Corprate power became known as The Federation of European States. The F.E.S. became the new standard of which other European states would soon follow, one of strict rule and nationalistic behavior.

Mussolini said it best, "It is the State which educates its citizens in civic virtue, gives them a consciousness of their mission and welds them into unity."

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The Federation of European States


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Champion
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The Stanite Empire formed after all the countries with -stan at the end of their names decided they would be an economic powerhouse if they all joined together they are the world leader in the production of opium, cannabis, and rockets. The Baikonur Cosmodrome is the main supplier of the International Space Station and they use rockets to smuggle drugs into other unsuspecting countries. Their dictator for life is one Mohammed Akbar Salaam Jihad Mahamout Sidel Simon Kalishem Kalif Moujahidine Kamal Islam, who is 26 years old and has the love of the populace and the respect of the military whom he keeps firmly pressed under his thumb.

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Unfortunatly the taliban in Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan held a coup and nearly split the Stanite Empire in two.
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Uranium235
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(Keep the OOC to a minimum guys, there is a thread for that. Also, roberto has a point, only 4 countries dude.)
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North-Eastern South American Alliance.

A simple people, who appear to bare no harm to any outsider. But slowly... slowly neighbouring countries began to... well, die. Millions upon millions of people just disappeared. Thanks to their secret weapon. The countries involved (Peru, Ecuador, Colombia and Venezuela) have held this secret alliance for thousands of years, but remained inactive. Now, they are on the move. The time is right and they are to forge themselves as a leading power in a feeble world.

Also, we supply drugs to the Pirate Federation of the Caribbeans who we share a dislike of Mexicans with, because there isn't such a thing as Central America, pick a continent you bitch!
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In all of the North there had been a growing controversy over when the ball would stop rolling. Steel was at a new premium and oil and natural gasses were growing far fewer as you went south. So much of the industry rebelled and formed the newest union of greater commerce. No one was there to tell them they couldn't and now with several Hazard Class Deities ruling the icy badlands it was only a matter of time. So formed the Great White North, a multi nation state.

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After recent revolts in Indonesia, Malaysia, and The Philippines, a group of souless gingers began to rise up. They used extreme violence, and began to slaughter the non-ginger residents in the 3 countries. Once they become noticed military action was put into place to stop the gingers.

After months of civil war, the gingers were begining to lose, so they began to build a huge shield, to block out the sun, as many of them are fair skinned and get sunburned easily. They held all 3 countries at ransom, threatening to never allow sunlight to shine on the countries anymore, untill their demands of political power, money, and lots of sun screen was met.

All the vegetation began to die, and famine began to erupt, so there was nothing left to do but to give in to the gingers.
When the gingers gained power, they sent away or killed all people lacking the requirements of Red/Orange hair, Freckles, and Pale skin. Once the genocide of non-gingers was complete, they renamed their newly gained country "The Realm of Souless Gingers"




(if this cant be added in yet, then just save it for the next round of this)
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(If you’re still accepting people I’ll put my nation in it if not just ignore it)

Federal republic of Australasia (Australia, Papa new Guinea and New Zealand).

After severing practically all ties from Britain and the monarchy New Zealand and Australia formed together as one nation. Later on going through economic hardships and government instability Papa new guinea asked to join making the union a triumvirate. The union eagerly seized the opportunity for adding 7 million more people to their burgeoning republic as well as the countries reasonable resources of oil, copper and gold. The Australasian Republic now holds 33 million inhabitants and while neither a military or economic superpower it can stand up to the other Asian countries effectively, bar some exceptions.

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are we still playing? i haven't seen anything done on here in the mast few days...
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