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Paint RPG; Prevent a stickman from doing stuff in his hastily-drawn environment.
Topic Started: Mar 23 2010, 05:11 PM (656 Views)
Rabid Parrots
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At the end of every turn, the main character will move one space forward. As the relatively generic storyline progresses, you nominate events, one of which will be chosen at random to occur whilst the character is in his current space. Only one event nomination per person per turn is allowed. The number of slots in the current map does not necessarily mean that they will all be used. New turns begin whenever the hell I feel like it.

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Map 1 / Turn 1

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Stickly McStickington was taking a leisurely stroll through the forest, minding his own business, when suddenly...

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an octopus pounced on him, the cephalopod voraciously gripped his head with its tentacles and began to suck on his head tenderly.
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A brainless scarecrow, heartless tinman, and cowardly lion walks by.
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The Ziggers (zombie niggers) from Nigeria, Niger, Chad and Cambodia drag a live woman across the road and rape/eat her while another scavenges for watermelons, fried chicken, and grape kool-aid...possibly a 40.
Edited by Rancid Taint, Mar 23 2010, 11:04 PM.
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria! -Peter Venkman
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Map 1 / Turn 2

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...an octopus pounced on him, the cephalopod voraciously gripped his head with its tentacles and began to suck on his head tenderly.


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After meeting his new...erm..friend, Stickly continues on his trek. Where is he going? Only time will tell.
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He is on his way home only to find Mrs.Mc.Stickington in bed with another woman. She invites him in, at first he is reluctant, but sure enough gives in...
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A Rabid Parrot swoops down and rips the octopus off of Stickly's head, taking an eyeball with it. The parrot then unceremoniously drops guano into the open eye socket.
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He comes across a wizened old man. Well, wise seems like an assumption, but the smell of old fish and tobacco convince Stickly McStickington that this old man has a wealth of experience beneath his wrinkled foreskin. I mean head. Forehead.

Did I mention the man was completely naked?
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Anyway, the wizened and noticeably naked old man flashes a toothless grin, then reveals a small container (where it came from will thankfully remain a mystery), and offers Stickly the contents. Inside are two small white capsules which could either be ecstasy or date rape drugs. It's a 50/50.
Edited by Cookiemonster, Mar 26 2010, 03:05 PM.
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The octopus is carrying a letter, telling Stickly that he has gotten tickets to go on The Price Is Right!
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Stickly McStickington gingerly moves his lips towards the octopus' gaping lover-hole, and begins to explore with his tongue.
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